Part of me wishes they still made video game commercials like this. Less sanitised cinematics, more F**K YOU COMPETING COMPANY. It's childish and brash, sure, but also a lot more fun.
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Steam Users Flood Assassin's Creed Unity With Positive Reviews Following Ubisoft's Notre-Dame Efforts
Typically, when thumbs-down ratings pour in and Steam’s chart-based review-bomb-detection alarms start ringing, it means a developer’s done something to earn users’ ire on a massive scale. Assassin’s Creed Unity, however, is experiencing the opposite: A positive review bomb.