Realistic Mario Is A Remorseless Killer

"You didn't just jump on a Koopa. You jumped on Gary. Gary Rivers." R.I.P, Gary Rivers. May your passing serve as a reminder of what a cold-blooded murderer Pete Holmes' Realistic Mario is.

After getting his brother killed and getting ripped apart by a dinosaur, it's no wonder Mario doesn't pay attention to what or who he's jumping on or setting fire to. It's a wonder he goes outside at all.


Comments

    Wow, is it suddenly the 90's in here?

    MattPat did it. He has a 2 part episode explaining how mario is a mental sociopath.

    Last edited 06/06/14 5:01 am

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