A Haven For Horrible Call Of Duty Players

A Haven For Horrible Call Of Duty Players

Along with the return of players-versus-bot multiplayer, Advanced Warfare introduces the wonderful Combat Readiness Program, a mode where people who really suck at Call of Duty multiplayer can anonymously feel better about themselves.

There's no voice chat. There are no names -- soldiers are labelled either 'Friendly' or 'Enemy'. Not all of the participants are human. At the beginning of each Team Deathmatch round a number of bots and human players are randomly distributed between the two teams.

A Haven For Horrible Call Of Duty Players

Players are given a batch of pre-made loadouts to choose from -- no worrying about building your own -- and shuffled off to war, like young children on the way to school.

A Haven For Horrible Call Of Duty Players

Remember back when competitive first-person shooters were relatively new and we were all learning how to fight? The Combat Readiness Program is exactly like that.

  • People standing still to shoot? Check.
  • Unloading an entire clip of ammo on an enemy standing right in front of you and not killing them? Check.
  • Getting shot at and not even attempting to get a bead on who is trying to kill you? Check.
  • Sniping from an incredibly obvious position for the entire round, no matter how many times you're killed there? Check.
  • Camping corners you think are blind while an enemy stands off to your side and watches you for several seconds before killing you? Check.

It can be quite beautiful, playing with other players who are just as clueless as you. I played for an hour on Sunday, enjoying myself thoroughly as my more 'hardcore' nephew looked on, offering sarcastic praise. "Oh yeah, you're doing great. That's totally impressive."

The mode gives players every opportunity to excel. Undeserved Killstreak rewards are doled out like candy, giving them a taste of the success they might not ever find otherwise. The medals flow like wine, only wine that disappears once the round is over -- none of this really counts.

But the Combat Readiness Program is better defined by what it lacks than what it offers. There are no organised bands of crack players, wiping the floor with the inexperienced. If you see a group of enemies together, it's probably just a coincidence. There's no one to laugh when you fall off the map for the third time in a single round.

A Haven For Horrible Call Of Duty Players

Even that Call of Duty staple, the end-of-round chart of shame, is replaced with a summary of the player's performance, encouragingly highlighting new records. Were these kills bots or real players? Who cares, I killed some things!

A Haven For Horrible Call Of Duty Players

The idea is that a new player can train in the Combat Readiness Program, becoming comfortable with gameplay before trying their luck at the brutal world of true online play. That's a nice thought. I think I'll stay right here, thanks.


    Who cares about bots! i just want my 4 player split screen back :(!

      COD4, Shipyard, 4 play split screen, shotguns only. So fun.

        Knives only, "Ninja" striking off the shipping containers, great fun.

      Wait, they got rid of that? Splitscreen on Rust was the best part of Modern Warfare 2.

        I thought it still had split screen?

          It has split screen for 2 players not 4. the last 4 player split screen i believe was black ops 2 ? ghosts didn't have it :(

    Aww, I thought there was a new feature where toxic players would be forced to fight each other and prevent the whole game being toxic >:

      Or just perma ban them from the game forcing them to buy a new key/copy.

      I agree, this would be a great addition to handle the scum. However, let's take it one step further: make their individual game/client crash back to the lobby, encounter fabricated lag or connection problems such as resetting the host client (for everyone), or any number of other streak-destroying problems at random (but not in every single match lest they know that something WILL go wrong) and independent of other toxic players' clients.

    The better question is, is there qualification for this mode? Under a certain play time or stat bench mark? Seems like easy pickings for more hardcore players who just love their KD ratio.

      I'd hope that the matchmaking is a lot more strict in this mode, instead of the standard "Just throw em together and see what happens" approach they seem to take. I personally miss the old days of browsing a server list. Don't get me wrong, the idea of just hoping into a queue is great, I love the simplicity...when it works.

      The combat readiness program doesn't count towards your kd, or anything for that matter. You can't level up or unlock stuff, and none the stats are permanent (ie no matter how much you play this mode, none of your profile stats will change).

      it seems from the 'none of this counts' remark that stats aren't counted outside of the combat readiness programme.

      You'll probably get some griefers though.

    I'm probably one of very few, but if I can't play with friends, I prefer to just play with a bunch of bots on a low AI mode...

      I'm with you two. If I'm going to play CoD, it's going to be vs bots, only with a few friends, or a combination of the two. The biggest of all the turn offs about CoD, for me, are other CoD players and the bullshit they bring with them.

        Just get into the habit of muting all non-friends or anyone that abuses you. It turns other random players into just that.

          This, haven't heard any abuse or screaming tweens in about 5 years.

    how long till this is just filled with hardcore players there to troll and show off?

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