As a dog person, can I just say that this video game confirms every terrible prejudice I have against cats and you must play it.
You play the role of a totally garbage cat. It is your job to be a shit cat and do everything in your power to wake up your owner who is peacefully sleeping.
I love it to death. I love it because it's real. This is the reality people. This is what happens when you get a goddamn cat.
In short: play this game and get a dog instead.
You can play (and support) My Garbage Cat Wakes Me Up At 3am Every Day here.