You know what they say, kids: Don’t use drugs. That is, unless it would save you from getting killed by an alien.
Adult Swim recently shared a Rick and Morty video promoting Alien: Covenant, with the space-travelling duo (reluctantly) answering a distress call from the Covenant after it was infested by aliens. Rick is immediately attacked by a face hugger, only for it to immediately die from second-hand alcohol and drug poisoning.
Lesson learned, folks… alcoholism might be a horrible disease, but at least it will protect you from aliens. Sadly, it couldn’t protect Alien: Covenant from being a bad movie.
Here's a sentence I'm just incredibly sad to type. Alien. Covenant is bad.Read more
Rick and Morty returns with season 3 sometime later this winter.