Welcome to Hell, where our TVs get infected with ransomware and viruses.
If this sounds like a horrifying thought, Samsung would like to remind you that, yes, your TV is just as vulnerable to random popad ads from porn as every other device. The company’s official support account on Twitter today put out a little notice showing everyone how you can run an anti-virus scan on your TV, because it’s 2019 and this is something we have to all actively think about now.
https://twitter.com/SamsungSupport/status/1140409768743452672
Unsurprisingly, Samsung’s handy reminder was not welcomed with open arms.
if your TV needs a virus scanner you fucked up pretty bad
— Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) June 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/TinehAgent/status/1140457116135645184
Aren’t your operating systems based on Linux? Do you just give root access to whoever asks for it on whatever device? Why am I having to worry about the security for an operating system that requires me to enter my root password to install anything?
— Misinko (@Mr_Misinko) June 17, 2019
Please just make dumb TVs instead.
— mndrue (@mndrue) June 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/geeknik/status/1140484307640868864
Not sure where to start… that this is needed in the first place, or that it isn’t done automatically. And could a virus subvert this scan? This TV isn’t sounding so “smart” or “intelligent” #InternetOfShit
— Ken Brucker (@KnBrckr) June 17, 2019
https://twitter.com/Taco_Lad/status/1140479261595226112
I feel bad for the Samsung Support team. They’re just doing their job, trying to help, although interactions like this one weren’t received too well.
ROOOOOOOOOFL pic.twitter.com/yuwQdlSCEd
— Parity Account (@JerpaDerpa) June 17, 2019
And best intentions don’t pan out so well when they stop your TV from using, uh, Netflix:
Just wait until it starts proving its value by protecting you from highly malicious code, such as … *checks notes* … the HDMI CEC library.https://t.co/FhjgCZRKtM
— Jeremi M Gosney (@jmgosney) April 19, 2019
If anything else, the general sentiment was that, collectively, we have enough devices in our lives that require careful management.
love to have to do infosec on the fucking teevee
— Duke ‘Burrito Haver’ Zero (@DukeZer0) June 17, 2019
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