"Songs tell of a creature that lives deep in the dark woods, spending its nights 'killing for sport' and 'eating all the bodies.'
Even death itself holds no fear for the Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf..."
Yesterday one of the regular members of my Dungeons & Dragons group had to cancel, so the rest of us decided to roll some new characters for a one-off campaign. Shortly before our gathering, one of them texted to ask if it was alright if we all played as bards. "We'll be like a travelling pop punk band!" they said.
As longtime emo trash, I was excited at the prospect. It was an incredibly stupid idea, and it was a ton of fun.