Rattata are found near the start of Pokemon games for a reason: they're not very good fighters. Eventually, most players cycle out a Rattata on their team for something bigger, better, stronger. Not this particular Pokemon fan, though.

For months, I've had a specific if not dubious plan for Happy Home Designer. An evil scheme. A dastardly design. I've been waiting a long time to make this happen, damn it.

Even a piece of crap Pokémon can result in a legendary trade. The trick? Patience, and an eye for trading up.

Every Pokémon only has four move slots -- and those slots are precious. You shouldn't waste your slots with useless moves. Especially not these moves.