Look, I don’t have anything against kissing. Kissing is super fun. Kissing in this video game is another proposition entirely. It’s more like wrestling with tongues. It’s gross. Super gross.
Welcome to Ask Dr NerdLove, the only dating advice column that can prove the Millenium Falcon is faster than the Enterprise NCC-1701-D. This week we have two letters, each trying to solve a fundamental relationship issue: How long do you hang in and fight and when do you finally throw…