One Man’s Awesome Zelda Christmas Adventure

Kotaku reader Mike didn’t have any old Christmas. He had a Zelda Christmas, complete with a box, rupees and a Master Sword that Mike purchased from his sisters.

According to Mike:

It started with a box. In the box were a green hat and a satchel of rupees and a small note saying I could use the rupees to purchase an item from my sisters!

This item was The Master Sword! The sword had a new quest attached to it; defeat the beast in the laundry room!

The beast, of course, was my sisters’ dog dressed in Christmas attire. After I slew the beast (with a good old scratch behind the ear) I noticed the key tied to his neck, with a note attached. The next quest! Explore the dungeon beyond the white door! This clearly meant the garage. I entered the garage, wondering what I could possibly find hidden in its darkness. I stumbled upon a large chest (a 100-year old treasure chest) and in classic Zelda style, bent down and opened it without a second thought. As I did, my sisters played the “open chest” jingle on their phones, a nice touch! And inside the chest was the Hylian shield, a bottle marked “XXX” and a potion bottle, both filled with mead!

I thought this would conclude my truly amazing Zelda present…. that was until I saw my girlfriend, Erin, who had something just as special waiting for me. I opened her present to find a Zelda pouch, containing an Ocarina she had custom-painted, and a book… a hand-bound, home-made, suede book. And in this book was aged paper with hand-drawn Ocarina tabs for all the Ocarina songs from the game. Each page beautifully decorated with love and care.

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(12 Comments)
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    Are2dee2

    Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    From this far away the notes in the book look like hundreds of little penises. Superbad anyone?

    Still, clearly one of the best presents ever.

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    Irvyne

    Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    I want people to love me as much as this! ;_;

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    Milbo

    Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    Is that a map of Skyrim in the chest?

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      Dan

      Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:32 AM

      It is to!

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        Kid

        Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 2:23 AM

        Had to check that one and it actually is. I turned my map upsidedown and matched that up to an area near solitude. that writing on the map should actually say Haafingar too.

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    TUALMASOK

    Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDS.

    But still damn cool.

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      Charles

      Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 5:59 PM

      Hahahaha my thoughts entirely.

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    Woods

    Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Skyrim Christmas > Zelda Christmas

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    effektd

    Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    Definitely got more Zelda swag than myself, however I did get an Ocarina – thing is annoyingly hard to learn!

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    Bangers

    Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.

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    Caroma

    Tuesday, December 27, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    Ya had me until you said “my girlfriend”, then I knew it was all made up.

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    Mortar

    Wednesday, December 28, 2011 at 12:19 AM

    HAHAHA

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