A ton of you entered, but alas there could only be
one five winners. Congratulations, and probably more than a few dark thoughts from readers, go out to:
An agent orange dispenser and nicotine coated bullets so they'll have to come back for more.
I would combine He-Man's Sword of Power with Tom Selleck's moustache to forge the manliest weapon of all time.
Grenades tied to a REALLY long stick! Experience the joys of literally poking your enemies to death! ... Also available for children's parties. !!!ORDER NOW!!!
A tractor beam and the noble, ancient pointy stick. Nothing is as terrifying as being pulled towards your own sharp and splintery demise.
Whippersnipper + water pistol. Sure, the lancer can trim your trees, but you need the whippersplasher for your lawn and garden. Nothing beats a lush yard.
So again, congrats, guys. And props to anyone else who tried, but
failed miserablymissed out.