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Frst Will Wright now you MWHAHAHAHA
“Yuppp, those novelty sized sprouts are going up there my boy”
Well my neck is starting to hurt, but at least it’s more fun that playing another Sims game… oh wait.
“You see, with these buttock flap buttons, one can open the flap thustly to keep warm whilst one’s bowels are opened.”
“My cabbages!”
From Avatar 😛
You sir, win.
At midnight, the cabbage patch kids shall rise from their slumber, and you will be helpless against their ancient hunger!!!!
How to torture a cabbage Fetishist.
Guy In Mask: “Now, if anyone else thinks it’s funny and clever to cosplay as Kenny Rogers, expect a similar punishment!”
Guard: Roll up! Roll up! Only 3 pennies a go!!
Prisoner: Well, bugger me!
Guard: Yes, that’s the plan actually….
!!!
Hilarious!
WAIT?! Whats the safe word?
LMFAO
Awesome!!!
You are the winner in my eyes
Clearly this is win.
“Ghh art Hig, us mnt nongt mei, us Ig wilss whgff h vilwwand gjuu koo us deffk kkil!”
[Translated for those that can’t read Simlish!]
“I know you can see me, you may not understand me, but I’m going to continue to beheading villagers until you remove this retched head rest from my face!”
Sims 3: S+M addition
How long do I have to bloody wait until you give me an axe?
“Dammit Bill, what did I tell you about shining that lamp in my eyes while I’m trying to work!
“She told me she was 16 but I could tell she was 22”
“No! I’m still not going to eat those vegetables!”
‘The gimp’ finally gets one-up on ye olde Zed.
Another hilarious offering.
I wonder if Marcellus wants in on the action?
the big bang theory made the renaisance fair look much more fun
“When fashion Police had REAL power”
Obi-Wan: Anakin can’t you see? Palpatine’s cabbages are turning you to the Dark Side!
“I’m going to need all those cabbages to get the taste out of my mouth…”
“When do I get to be the executioner? I always have to go in the stocks!”
Hahaha he doesn’t suspect a thing. This prisoner disguise is perfect for pickpocketing……..
Now just a few more steps and i will beable to reach his purse!
These Master Chef challenges are getting more ridiculous every week
Wood. I’ve got it.
Even willing participants in the illegal cabbage mule trade requested restraints before the delicate concealment took place.
mmm melons.
time travel. the best way to fight grey hair, literally.
Having eaten all that cabbage, Arthur positioned himself for a flatulence smackdown.
“Does my head look big in this”
“Step right up and see the man who claims he cannot be hit by a cabbage!”
Here ye, here ye
Lest thee be fair warning for all, no loitering around castle gates after sunset
what was the safety word again??
The Safeword is “FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN”…
If you have seen Eurotrip… that is.
Just for laughs, the two must memorable parts of that movie: Scu-zie and the Song Scotty Doesn’t know!
Anyone else find that movie particularly funny?
Can i borrow that guide book for a second?
Oh! here’s an interesting fact, YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!!!
“Get us out of this crummy game, my wife says, get into a REAl game like Fable, she says”
This is Bob, he kicked my Cat. Now throw Lettuce’s at Bob.
“I am the first Ploppy to rise to be jailor. My father, Daddy Ploppy was known as Ploppy the slopper. It was from him that I inherited my fascinating skin diseases.”
“You’re not getting out of there until you eat every single one of those.”
I’m not letting you out until you agree to be the next Dread Pirate Roberts!
“Are we having salad for dinner?”
New to the district, farmer Green soon learned why no one else tries to win the Midsummer Festival’s Best Cabbage Award from the reigning champion, the Executioner.
“I long to be as free as a cabbage.”
Here ye, here ye! Santa Claus be feasting upon cabbage this eve!
Masked Man: “Cabbages? Check. Gimp Mask? Check. Vaseline?…back in a sec. Don’t go anywhere.”
after his vigilante business went bankrupt, Zorro was forced to work as a security guard was the local greengrocer…
In medieval times, hooded cabbage bandits were a frequent problem for the poor cabbage mongers.
He stole forty cabbages! That’s as much as four tens!
And that’s terrible.
(*masked man sings and dances) “Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room, we’ll spend the night together, you and me forever”
Surely it would have to be…
Bring Out The Gimp!
Prisoner: Oh lord, What a stench, Stand down wind would you.
Guard: The breakfast burrito strikes again! Muhahaha
Dad is trying new things, to make me eat my cabbages!
As the hooded man began to untie his pants, the crowd’s cheers turned to quiet, uncomfortable groans of disgust, and murmurs for the guards.