Dance Dance Final Fantasy

17 responses to “Dance Dance Final Fantasy”

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   Treyze

   July 6, 2011 at 4:43 pm

   Cutesy gimmick games based on Final Fantasy have been around for ages. Chocobo’s Dungeon was diabetes level sweet and that spawned sequals and spinoffs as well.

   Considering the popularity of rythm games like Osu! for the DS and the tendency for non console FF games to be different genres I figure this could potentially be cool.

   And by cool I of course mean fan wank.

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2. 

   SunSkorpion

   July 6, 2011 at 4:47 pm

   Gods, just the idea of this had poisoned my brain. I’ve only just read about it now, and it already sounds like the lamest idea I’ve ever heard.

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      Cap’n Crunch

      July 6, 2011 at 4:56 pm

      Agreed, I remember when Final Fantasy wasn’t all about the cash grab -_-, long live squaresoft

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3. 

   AnonymousPessimist

   July 6, 2011 at 4:54 pm

   How to sodomize a franchise: Step #1

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      Retro

      July 6, 2011 at 10:36 pm

      I don’t know… consider the history of Final Fantasy over the past ten years.

      They’re way past step 1.

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         Aaron

         July 7, 2011 at 1:32 pm

         Step #26 then, how to hide the corpse of a franchise after you’ve sodomised it to death. Probably around the three hour mark of FF XIII

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   Lone Wolf

   July 6, 2011 at 5:04 pm

   At first I imagined something like dace central with people doing Yuna’s summoning dance or her performance in X-2, but now I have images of the Ouendan and EBA teams dancing in FF dungeons and on FF fields.
   Honsetly not sure which is worse.

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      Cerzel

      July 6, 2011 at 6:20 pm

      Are you kidding? Have the Ouendan cheering on the party as they battle would be great!

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5. 

   Mic

   July 6, 2011 at 5:04 pm

   I almost made a Final Fantasy Kary joke, but then remembered that was an actual minigame in Crystal Chronicles.

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6. 

   Fenixius

   July 6, 2011 at 5:05 pm

   Final Fantasy Theatrhythm vs. Rebuild of Evangelion Sound Impact. DANCE OFF.

   Actually, I would love to see Yoichi Wada go up against Suda 51 in on the disco arena.

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7. 

   Achenar

   July 6, 2011 at 5:32 pm

   This actually isn’t an awful idea. Final Fantasy is known for its impressive and powerful music – while it’s a bit of a cash grab, at least it’s a logical one.

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8. 

   James Mac

   July 6, 2011 at 5:36 pm

   Hi Square,

   You don’t know me… and, I know English isn’t your first language, but… I’d have the consideration to not do to Japanese the things you do to English.

   Sincerely,

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9. 

   Dunnowhathuh

   July 6, 2011 at 6:15 pm

   As much as I love Final Fantasy music…no.

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10. 

    Grandmaster B-Funk

    July 6, 2011 at 6:29 pm

    please square, i thought you would have learnt from those stupid little mermaid dance levels in kingdom hearts 2….

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11. 

    Daniel Green

    July 6, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    Are dancing games as popular in Japan as karaoke or Final Fantasy? Might be popular there. Especially if you combine it with street pass lol

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12. 

    Flash

    July 6, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    Theatrhythm Final Fantasy…. Theatrhythm… Ugh!

    Square Enix has truly wrecked the good name of Final Fantasy, mostly by adding bizaare subtitles to the names of the series.

    Imagion if this stupid convention had been made earlier… we’d see the likes of; Final Fantasy Mystique Questicium, Final Fantasy Tactisium, and Final Fantasy Tactisium Advancium…

    Why can’t call this FF: Music Tactics…. why?

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13. 

    RK

    July 7, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    Dissidia turned out to be at least 3 times better than I expected so who knows? It may actually be good. Judgment reserved.

    A music game is a more logical spinoff for Final Fantasy than a 3rd person fighting game, at least…

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