In Which Sir Arthur Solicits The Worst Blacksmith Ever

The best armour will cover the wearer's body completely, providing maximum protection from swords, axes, spears and other implements of destruction. The worst armour appears in Capcom classic Ghosts 'n Goblins.

Someone had to make armour for Ghost 'n Goblins' hero, and that someone was the most inept armour crafter in all the lands, crafting magnificent suits of shining metal that fall off at the slightest touch. Such an artisan would have made a killing in the medieval porn business, but alas.