Oh gawd. This is a Fox News story just waiting to happen. Obsidian recently revealed all of the classes in their upcoming South Park RPG. There's the fighter, the thief, the mage, the cleric... and the Jew.
The other classes are self explanatory, but the Jew is apparently a Paladin style character who is at his most dangerous when he is one hit point away from death.
Wow. I don't know what else I was expecting, but still... wow.
As a huge fan of South Park I'm really looking forward to this game — Obsidian has always done a great job of working on other people's IPs — even when its games are flawed, they're still worth playing! I have high hopes.