A reader of site HotBloodedGaming decided to email Sega and ask what the company's stance on the Stop Online Piracy Act was. Sega was nice enough to reply. Well, as nice as an automatic mailing system that's completely useless is capable of being, anyway.
User DanGlozier66's email was a relatively simple one, laying out what he felt was wrong with SOPA and explaining why it would suck if Sega supported the bill.
His reply looked like this:
Generally these issues are caused by bad installs or junk data that's stuck in the system's memory. The first suggestion would be to perform a hard reset on the device. It's best to attempt this any time you experience performance problems with your device or have an app crash. If that doesn't work, it's suggested you uninstall the app, perform a hard reset, reinstall and then perform one more hard reset before launching the game.
If you're problems continue, please let us know.
While DanGlozier66 flips out, I've got a little sympathy for the Sega employee that obviously copy-pasted the wrong template response, as in a former job I seemed to spend entire days doing the same.
To make up for the heartless response, Sega of America put together this cute little video.