Zelda Just Keeps Getting Worse. But It Isn’t Beyond Saving

Zelda Just Keeps Getting Worse. But It Isn’t Beyond Saving

Late in the original Zelda’s second quest, I got stuck. I couldn’t find the relocated and very well-hidden eighth dungeon. Then one night I had a dream in which I took a map of Hyrule and drew large circles around the other seven dungeons. Somehow I had figured that dungeons were probably not right beside each other, and so by sectioning off portions of the map, I could better find the missing dungeon in the blank areas. I woke up, drew the circles, found the dungeon. Zelda possessed me, and in those pre-internet, pre-FAQ days, my mind worked on it even while I slept.

I still dream about video games. Sometimes Mario, sometimes the latest civilisation, sometimes nightmares brought on by Demon’s Souls. But I don’t dream about Zelda anymore.

I’m a Zelda fan. The original captured my imagination in 1987 and hasn’t quite let go. I convinced my mother that Zelda II was so vital to my 11-year-old soul that she called, from Kentucky, a store in Canada to secure a copy. (This proved unnecessary, and that French version of the Adventure of Link ended up going to my cousin, Bear.) I’ve played every console Zelda through Skyward Sword, and I’ve even written fiction that takes Zelda (and Mario and Metroid) pretty seriously.

That is what I’m claiming: that modern Zeldas are broken at their core.

I’m still a Zelda fan today, but I’m not an apologist. Zelda sucks, and it has sucked for a long time. It’s not the greatest series in gaming, and Ocarina of Time is certainly not the greatest game of all time (it’s not even a great Zelda). The original Legend of Zelda is the greatest Zelda, Skyward Sword is the worst, and the trajectory is mostly downhill with a few exceptions (the bold horror of Majora’s Mask, the focused charm of Wind Waker).

But merely comparing Zeldas is of limited value. Sure, Zelda seems to occupy its own little pocket universe, but this doesn’t exempt it from comparison to its contemporaries. Game reviewers with expertise in a series seem particularly prone to these sorts of provincial arguments: Skyrim is a much-improved Oblivion! This does not mean it’s a good game. Skyward Sword being a fully actualized Wii Zelda doesn’t matter if Zelda itself is just a pleasant anachronism or, worse, fundamentally broken.

That is what I’m claiming: that modern Zeldas are broken at their core. By modern I mean the console Zeldas Ocarina forward (though Link to the Past is not innocent), and by core I mean their central structure and mechanics. I’m not going to harp on peripheral issues, though there are many that deserve mention. I’m not concerned with graphics, even if Wind Waker‘s still-amazing style nearly saves it or Skyward Sword‘s compromise between the painterly and the realistic is just that — a compromise, where nobody wins. I don’t think a modern game requires voice acting, although slow, repetitive dialogue boxes remain serious irritants.

I’m going to talk about the core of Zelda, its world, gameplay, difficulty, and story. Consider it an open letter to Nintendo, or at least my plea to the goddess. I want Zelda to be saved.

Everything That Is the Case

Why are there so many complaints about the initial thrill and then disappointment of Ocarina‘s Hyrule field or Wind Waker‘s ocean? Even the Lanayru desert in Skyward Sword offers a similar unfulfilled promise. The promise being: a world, vast, spread out before you, ripe for exploration, free. But when was the last time Zelda truly offered this? When the game plopped you in an open field and said: here is a world — have at it.

Modern Zeldas do not offer worlds. They offer elaborate contraptions reskinned with a nature theme, a giant nest of interconnected locks. A lock is not only something opened with a silver key. A grapple point is a lock; a hookshot is the key. A cracked rock wall is a lock; a bomb is the key. That wondrous array of items you collect is little more than a building manager’s jangly keyring.

Almost everything in Zelda has a discrete purpose, a tedious teleology. When it all snaps into place, some call this good design. I call it brittle, overdetermined, pale. It’s the work of a singleminded god, a world bled of wonder.

Players are constantly reminded that they’re shackled to a mechanistic land. There is no illusion of freedom because the gears that keep the player and Hyrule in lockstep are imminently legible. You read the landscape all too easily; you know what it’s asking of you. One of the greatest offenders occurred early on with A Link to the Past: most bomb-able walls became visible. What had been a potential site of mystery in the original Legend of Zelda (every rockface) became just another job for your trusty keyring. Insert here. Go on about your business.

He must be allowed to be defeated, not blocked, by the world and its inhabitants.

It’s only gotten worse over the years. Skyward Sword, with its segregated, recycled areas and puzzly overworld dungeons, is not an outlier; it is the culmination of years of reducing the world to a series of bottlenecks, to a kiddie theme park (this is not an exaggeration: Lanayru Desert has a roller-coaster). But a world is not one predetermined sequence after another, and a world is not a puzzle with a single solution. A world is more than a space, more than a place; it is something to inhabit and be inhabited by. What you infuse a space with to make it habitable, to make it memorable (since memory is profoundly spatial), gives the place its character, its soul.

Tolkien knew this. His landscapes speak more convincingly than his characters. And Miyamoto knew this too. The apocryphal tale of his boyhood discovery of secret caves makes perfect sense when you play the original Zelda. That spirit of wonder, of potential secrets on every screen, permeated the map (and even the instruction booklet — it discreetly placed hints on the bottom of the page, inviting the player to pay attention because the hidden was everywhere). The rules of Hyrule were not at all clear to its first visitors, and one of the greatest pleasures came in intuiting the underlying logic (one secret per overworld screen, but almost one on every screen). The very existence of a second quest that remixed all the dungeons and all the secrets spoke of a world that was open and supple. The magic of the first Zelda was not locked down, given to a single iteration. It was its own sequel. It seemed like it could go on forever.

It did not. If Zelda is to reclaim any of the spirit that Miyamoto first invested in its world, it needs to do a few things. It needs to make most of the map accessible from the beginning. No artificial barriers to clumsily guide Link along a set course. Players know that game; they know when they’re being played. Link must be allowed to enter areas he’s not ready for. He must be allowed to be defeated, not blocked, by the world and its inhabitants.

This world, dangerous, demanding exploration, must also be mysterious. This means: illegible, at least at first. Zelda needs new unstated rules, ones that must be relearned, even by Zelda veterans like myself. How can you truly explore if you know how everything works already? How can you ever be surprised if every ‘secret’ is conspicuously marked as such? Hyrule needs space to breathe, fields of purposeless grandeur (like Shadow of the Colossus), where secrets could be anywhere because they’re not obviously right there. What is an adventure if not a journey through an unknown landscape? It’s not a retread across familiar ground, the car ride to work, the province of sleepwalkers.

Going Through the Motions

I know there’s something wrong with a game when it begins to feel like work. When it becomes predictable, rote, tedious. When I know what I’m supposed to do, but then I have to actually do it.

Zelda has felt like work since Ocarina, overstuffed with tasks, jobs, trials. And not just in the plodding opening sequences or all the requests by the feckless citizens of Hyrule. Even the sacrosanct Zelda dungeons, holiest of design holies, have fallen victim to this. So many things to do, so little pleasure in doing them. Dungeons suffer further in their over-reliance on environmental puzzles. Even calling them ‘puzzles’ does a disservice to all the fine puzzles in gaming. Most Zelda puzzles are tiresome and dull, but the problem isn’t just puzzle quality or lack of ingenuity; it’s using them as the structuring principle of a 30+ hour game. They determine the very flow of Link’s dungeoneering and make the whole plunge into the dark seem more like a modest exercise, a mock trial in which you needn’t break a sweat. Some claim the result is balanced, tastefully paced, well-appointed. So why do Zelda’s dungeons often feel so pedestrian and domesticated, with about the same rhythm and urgency as the music we call ‘adult contemporary’?

But wait, hasn’t Zelda always been like this? Aren’t puzzles somehow required by the Triforce? No, they are not. And it wasn’t always this way. The first two Zeldas had virtually no puzzles. You might have to push a block here or there, but the real test was finding your way through a maze and surviving. You had to keep track of where you were, explore every corner, and fight your arse off. In fact, mastering Link’s position on screen, in the game’s gridlike space, was key to fighting effectively. It was, and is, a surprisingly coherent, unified experience. It was, unapologetically, an action-adventure game. And a fuller, more complete experience in 1987 than anything Skyward Sword, and its magic stick, apes today.

I still remember my first Stalfos battle in Ocarina. It felt like an actual encounter with real risk.

A game that relies on puzzles, and Zelda in particular, is sometimes considered a ‘thinking man’s game’. Which is funny, because I haven’t had to think about much of anything in Zelda for years. This embarrassing prejudice against facility with a controller certainly isn’t doing Zelda any favours. We get instead a salad bar of limp riddles and the vague sensation that it’s good for us (kid-tested, mother-approved). Where is the joy in movement, the miracle of motion onscreen? We mostly just fumble with our keyring and call it a day.

It’s really a missed opportunity. Because clearly Zelda can offer compelling action when it wants to. Boss fights, when not overly puzzly, can still wow, and even standard enemies can engage on occasion. I still remember my first Stalfos battle in Ocarina. It felt like an actual encounter with real risk. But after a few repetitions, Stalfos became just another bundle of ticks to observe and exploit. The fighting in Wind Waker had potential too; Link was limber, his movements fluid. One of the greatest Zelda moments occurs when he ‘wakes’ the drowned castle and must fight hordes of Moblins and Darknuts simultaneously. The resulting chaos, and challenge, offers one of the few robustly emergent encounters in Zelda history. And yet, its rarity speaks again to all the untapped potential.

Skyward Sword would seem to respond to this — it’s even got sword in the title. But what a terrible, terrible response it is. I must give credit to Aonuma and his team for trying something new. But instead of dynamic, 1-to-1 motion controlled battles, we get fights that have been turned into puzzles. True, you can’t flail and succeed, but the supposed precision required actually just makes for a game of Simon Says. You go that way, I go this; you signal horizontal, I comply. Each motion is discrete, requested. (And that’s when the prickly Wii motion-plus actually works.) It creates a moment-to-moment pacing problem, inserting pauses, start-stop-repeat, and thus you rarely chain moves together with any sort of fluidity. Enemies are patient, almost polite, and usually allow for individual encounters, yet in a game about mastering a sword, you never even duel. When the mobs do finally come at the end, there is no finesse to be had. You will hack, and you will slash.

Basically, your skyward sword has no depth, never developing beyond the moves you learn at the beginning. And it lacks all robustness, proving as brittle as the rest of the world. There is, in fact, something brutish about Link and his whole grab bag of items, or rather, the way he switches between them. Controls for any single tool are generally manageable, but there is nothing graceful, or even coherent, in trying to string them together. It’s as if Nintendo thought the ‘adventure’ genre (which only Zelda seems to occupy) meant the player should be able to do just about anything. Want to shoot arrows, bowl bombs, blow sand, fly a beetle? Welcome to Zelda Party Resort, the mini-game gulag of champions.

We should’ve seen this coming. Zelda’s inevitable item creep started with a Link to the Past and has led to a Link-of-all-Trades. It’s only more pronounced now because of the mania for literally going through the motions, as if that’s what gamers have wanted all along. I don’t reject motion-control out of hand — I’m curious about all the possibilities of play. But when grafted onto Zelda, what becomes clear is that the series has lacked focus in its gameplay for a long time. Zelda simply has too many verbs. If the designers would choose just a few actions that Link could do very well (like moving) and coordinate them according to a common control scheme, then we might see Zelda achieve a true richness in its adventuring. It needn’t be as tight and utterly focused as Mario is with jumping, but it could at least be of a piece, compelling and consistent from the beginning.

Zelda has struggled with lucid, integrated gameplay since transitioning to 3D. Ocarina is lauded for taking Zelda into the third dimension, but I remain unconvinced. Modern Zeldas are translations of their 2D forbearers; they’ve never been fundamentally reconceived in 3D from the ground up. In choosing what elements made Zelda fundamentally Zelda, Nintendo chose poorly. They took the puzzles instead of the action, the conventions instead of the world, the items instead of the spirit. They never adequately considered the pacing differences inherent to 3D, the consequences of constantly looking around and recentering the screen, the changed expectations that attend a more recognisable world (not a compressed 2D gamespace). Unlike Mario, Zelda never convincingly made the jump. It’s no wonder Link still can’t.

Skyward Sword, the proclaimed future direction of the series, has only made this worse. It’s built upon so many layers of clumsy, sloggy protocol that it can’t possibly save the series with new features. Zelda needs subtraction, not addition. It’s not radical to suggest that Zelda fans would prefer a game that is elegant rather than convoluted. Fewer, deeper items and utterly overhauled but central swordplay would go a long way towards solving this. With such focus, Zelda might develop technique in its players, such that they actually improve as they play. As is, I can hardly claim to be much better at Zelda than I was after the first pitiless sequel. Not that I have to be.

Helicopter Parents

Zelda needs to be harder. Much harder. Not harder to solve, like Ocarina‘s Water Temple, but harder to survive. The first two Zeldas were exquisitely difficult (the second excruciatingly so), and they were all the more wonderful for it. Thus, when I beat Link to the Past the first weekend I had it, after three years of waiting, I couldn’t help but feel let down. The Adventure of Link had actually demanded things of me, had forced me to up my game. But Ganon fell within three days that spring of ‘92. Heroism was, apparently, passé.

The first time you play Zelda, it’s no surprise that this tasteful staggering of content and gentle guidance of the player comes off as masterful game design.

It’s been equally so ever since. It’s not that certain encounters or sequences in Ocarina or Twilight Princess aren’t challenging (the silent realms are a Skyward Sword highlight). But they are separate, repeatable, often asking me to merely hone a skill or discover a weak point (a strategy, they call it) before getting whacked too many times. Failure occurs, but with little penalty. And given the often incoherent controls, with little responsibility either. The games themselves, piecemeal affairs, are not difficult. It’s never a matter of if I’ll succeed, only when.

Don’t get me wrong: modern Zeldas are not simple, only simpleminded. Some of this comes from convention and repetition, both within and across games. The path through each is laid down with paternal care. One senses at every turn that the experience has been carefully crafted by someone who surely knows best. His guiding hand remains on the gameflow spigot so that it drips steadily; meanwhile, you won’t be tempted to get ahead of yourself or go out of order. The first time you play Zelda, it’s no surprise that this tasteful staggering of content and gentle guidance of the player comes off as masterful game design.

For veteran players like myself, though, the profound conservatism at Zelda’s heart feels more patronizing with each repetition. Why bother paying attention to the old man when I can just tune out and coast? The game will do all the fretting for me. It won’t let me fail. I don’t even have to get good; I just have to get through. Zelda asks nothing, demands nothing, except that I play along.

Another way to say this: modern Zeldas do not respect the player. Many gamers express this as too much handholding and blame the Nintendo helpline reps who accompany you through Hyrule. No doubt, Navi, Midna, and Fi intrude, remind, and overexplain, all naggy and mothersome. At least Midna, one of the only strong characters the series has yet to produce, is cheeky when she chastises you. Yet even if these more obvious guiding hands were eliminated from Zelda, respect for the player would not be restored. Each game is one giant guiding hand, and even when its condescension is not spelled out very slowly via text scrawl, its gated world, blatant signaling (this goes there), and countless safety nets make sure the player gets the message.

Some contend that all of this is really for the new kids and we longtime Zelda players (the actual fan base) just have to suffer along like patient older brothers and sisters. If only anyone could convince me that the tangled conventions that define Zelda were also approached with new players in mind. Zelda pretty clearly wants to have it both ways, but it’s hard to imagine either veterans or novices being satisfied with, say, Skyward Sword. Every Zelda has to be someone’s first, but I can’t help pity the player who thinks this is what the legend was all about.

Actually, we needn’t speculate on what the gods of Zelda had in mind when designing the difficulty. Eiji Aonuma, director of Zelda since Ocarina, spoke to Game Informer about this directly:

“I never actually finished [the original Legend of Zelda]…I almost feel like there’s still no game more difficult than it. Every time I try to play it I end up getting ‘Game Over’ a few too many times and giving up partway through. Certainly after playing the original Zelda for the first time, I didn’t ever think that I wanted to make a game like that.”

Congratulations, Mr. Aonuma — you never have. Instead, you’ve taken the teeth out of a hardcore series. There’s no real danger now, no risk, nothing to lose. You’ve redefined game designers as the ultimate helicopter parents.

The point of a hero’s adventure (and Zelda is the hero’s adventure in gaming) is not to make you feel better about yourself. The point is to grow, to overcome, to in some way actually become better. If a legendary quest has no substantial challenge, if it asks nothing of you except that you jump through the hoops it so carefully lays out for you, then the very legend is unworthy of being told, and retold. Death and punishment for failure are not outdated old-school notions, too demanding for the new eggshell generation. Nor are they too grim for the charm and wonder essential to Zelda’s tone (Mario proves you can be both delightfully whimsical and motherfucking hard). Meaningful difficulty, in which successes are owned and failures chastise rather than annoy, would more deeply engage the player, making her responsible, necessary, worthy of the legend. Not just the recipient of a gold star, the kind you get for showing up.

Death Mountain Speaks for Itself

Zelda would be better if it had no story. Or more precisely, no plot to structure the adventure. The first Zeldas barely had any plot, and they were the better for it. With plot, sequence matters too much. The early Zeldas had situations, worlds and scenarios that framed the action, gaps to be filled in by the player, sequences to be broken. Optimal paths and shortcuts weren’t a given; they had to be earned. Items were the most prominent plot devices, and even they were not unduly strict about order. You could be slow and steady or blast straight through with a little know-how. The basic rules of the gameworld were what bound you, not some artificial necessity imposed for the sake of plot. You could even play through the entire first Zelda up to Ganon without ever getting a sword.

Plot in modern Zeldas is another culprit in the Case of the Sluggish Pacing. It only thinly veils the mechanics being explored, and it bends the adventure in ways that feel forced and unnatural. Especially when the needy denizens of Hyrule get involved. At this point, I fear speaking to anyone without a golden triangle on her hand. When did everyone become so inane and needy? The original Zelda had no villages or houses; the only remaining residents were hidden away in caves, the clearest indication that Hyrule had already fallen to the enemy. They were cryptic, terse, mercenary and only rarely asked anything of you (one letter to be delivered to an old woman, one grumbly Moblin to be fed). Link was a student of Hyrule and its people, learning how everything worked, how the world could be saved. He was not the people’s personal benefactor slash errand boy. This makes the player feel awkwardly like both the centre of the universe and an indentured servant. Myself, I need neither additional chores nor reinforcement for my solipsism.

Zelda doesn’t even have central characters. It has echoes. Repetitions with variation. Only one-off characters, like Midna, have a singularity that matters. The rest are foregone conclusions. At their best, they can offer nuance or temporary affect, but the very nature of Zelda’s iterative narrative makes it hard for anything to stick. Even the more vibrant versions of characters (Wind Waker‘s Tetra, Skyward Sword‘s Zelda) are hamstrung by the larger narrative’s conservatism. Get your crown on, princess. Go to sleep.

Zelda doesn’t even have central characters. It has echoes.

Building up a world with a past, a believable place with its own logic — that would be enough. Wind Waker‘s post-apocalyptic drowned world was enough; Majora’s Mask‘s temporal loops and grinning lunar horror were enough. Zelda is a perfect candidate for environmental storytelling. A Hyrule you can dwell in, despite its limitations (perhaps because of them), with gameplay that compels you further in — such a world will produce its own stories. It will speak without over-signaling, it will invite readings without being immediately legible, it will become evocative, a space to be occupied by imagination. A place of wonder.

To do this, Hyrule must become more indifferent to the player. It must aspire to ignore Link. Zelda has so far resisted the urge to lavish choice on the player and respond to his every whim, but it follows a similar spirit of indulgence in its loving details, its carefully crafted adventure that reeks of quality and just-for-you-ness. But a world is not for you. A world needs a substance, an independence, a sense that it doesn’t just disappear when you turn around (even if it kinda does). It needs architecture, not level design with themed wallpaper, and environments with their own ecosystems (which were doing just fine before you showed up). Every location can’t be plagued with false crises only you can solve, grist for the storymill.

Some Zelda critics complain about padding and filler, especially in Skyward Sword. But Zelda’s plots have long been game-length filler, filling in for a failed, unbelievable world. Its clockwork vistas do not evoke stories, so it must construct plots to tell them. The game mechanics of early Zeldas provided plot enough, the kind that is boring to tell (then this, then this) but thrilling to play. They required no narrative scaffolding to be justified; they justified themselves. And strangely, the iconic simplicity of early Hyrules fired the imagination the way a good map does, opening up story possibilities rather than narrowing them down to just one. Story flowed from world instead of world from story.

Zelda II performed a masterstroke in sequel-land when, after handing you your arse in the Death Mountain maze, it revealed the world from the first game to be but the tip of the Hyrulian iceberg. It altered the scale of the screen (the original overworld’s 128 became approximately 1) and thus expanded the scope of the entire adventure in the player’s mind. The raised stakes of the sequel were palpable; they were right there on screen. The world, not the towns or their people or any text, grounded the adventure, gave it shape. Death Mountain spoke for itself.

For all the talk of golden triangles and lost girls and pig thieves, this onscreen shift between the first two games makes visible the essential Zelda story. It’s the movement from the world you know to the one beyond, from country to city, from country to world, ongoing still, ever incomplete. It never gets old because it speaks to the inexhaustible experience of growing older, the perpetual Katamari Damacy scale shift of a life in time. Modern Zeldas don’t need to lean on tired plots to tell this story. The player could experience it firsthand if offered a compelling, expansive Hyrule, the kind of world that seems to expand the more you explore it.

Old Zelda Hands

There’s nothing like your first time, I know. For players who came to Zelda later than me, I’m aware my criticism is treading on sacred ground. But unless Twilight Princess or Skyward Sword was your first, the rest of the Zelda faithful must at least recognise the limits of the formula and how little the core experience ever changes. For me, being a Zelda fan means wanting each new game to be the best possible Zelda, to further its promise as a video game.

So fans can both acknowledge that a series’ glory days are long past and still earnestly hope that they’re wrong with each new release. The revival of a once-great series also does not entail a simple return to its roots. Despite all that modern Zeldas might learn from the first two, I’m not advocating remakes or revivals. 3D Dot Game Heroes tried this with Link to the Past as its model, and the result was curious for a few hours but ultimately slavish and unfulfilling, like most nostalgia projects.

Yet belief in Zelda is not based simply in childish attachment or blind need. There is really some magic there; Zelda has not survived so long by chance. The pleasures it first offered — those that come with being an explorer, a pathfinder and labyrinth conqueror, a fighter and survivor, a finder of secrets — remain completely viable in modern games. They’re just not present in modern Zeldas. Instead, we are given an unconvincing world, unfocused gameplay, unsatisfying difficulty, and an unnecessary story. Skyward Sword is guilty of all of this and more, and yet as the proclaimed future direction of the series, it is unapologetic. This is Zelda, they say, and you can hardly remember a time when it was much different.

There is really some magic there; Zelda has not survived so long by chance.

But I remember. I remember the peerless original, its unfairly-maligned sequel, and those later elements that suggested the magic had not been completely exhausted, from Wind Waker‘s exuberant charm and grace to little Midna’s boundless sass. Yet focusing on the series’ greatest moments won’t save Zelda. Its obsession with its own conventions and culture has resulted in an insular little kingdom, walled off from the rest of gaming. Zelda no longer has a vision of anything but itself, and the wrong parts at that. It is choking on its own tail.

If I were to suggest where else Zelda might look for inspiration, it wouldn’t have to go far. Mario remains as vibrant as ever, in no need of saving. No series has so many extraordinary, crucial games that still sing when you play them. Its focus on jumping and all its variations is bold and visionary rather than conservative and safe, and it manages to make the familiar new again and again. As a model for how to develop a series, you could hardly do better than Mario. But that would still not help create a single new Zelda, encumbered by its own legend as it now is.

For a while, I’ve been unable to imagine a better Zelda myself, not even as a reboot with a new studio. I sensed what was wrong, and yet I couldn’t point to another modern game that offered many of those original Zelda pleasures. Then I played Demon’s Souls last fall. Its unremittingly bleak vision would seem to have little to offer a land as enchanting as Hyrule. And yet, it captured my imagination (claws sunk into my brain, to be more precise) in a way that few have since the original Legend of Zelda. Its world seemed real, lived-in (died-in), with a history and an artistry that burned every twisting passage into my memory. Its gameplay was focused, coherent, and deep, built around encounters that were far more intellectual than Zelda’s puzzles. Its famous difficulty demanded so much, not just from my hands but from my entire ragged nervous system, even from my temper, my character. It never explained itself and so conjured, via ingenious online components, a community as helpful and treacherous as any group of humans. And yet its difficulty was also exquisitely balanced and imminently fair. It respected me enough to let me fail, then gave me reasons to try again. And it graciously pushed all of its storytelling into the background, letting the world speak for itself.

After Demon’s Souls, I felt a better Zelda was possible. The core experience it offered had not become obsolete over the console generations after all. Games were still capable of possessing me; I was still capable of being possessed. This didn’t mean another great Zelda would necessarily be like Demon’s Souls, especially in structure or tone. But its spirit might be saved, so that old Zelda hands like myself might dream of Hyrule, and its secrets, again.

Isn’t that what we want? For games to get deep inside of us, to restructure our consciousness, to reroute our labyrinthine nerves, to resonate with our captive hearts, to matter? The way legends do.

Tevis Thompson writes fiction and essays, often about video games. You can follow him on twitter @tevisthompson and read more of his work at tevisthompson.com.

Republished with permission.


  • I’m glad Demon’s Souls got a mention at the end, and it’s a fascinating idea that in some ways it’s the spiritual successor to the original Zelda!

    A great read!

    • Agreed. A glorious article that warmed the cockles of my heart.

      And the DeSo/DkSo comparisons are ones that have been made elsewhere, and to great effect along these lines. It’s not at all a case of “DkSo should be more like Zelda” or vice versa, that’s to miss the point entirely.

    • When I first played through Demon’s Souls I did feel that the Zelda series could learn from it. The combat and equipable items mostly.
      The boss combat is similar (find a weak spot/pattern and exploit it) but combat with flunkies is the challenge in DS.
      I’d like to imagine a Zelda with a limited loadout. The trick, however, would be on making all dungeons possible to complete with any items with you, but they’d be easier if you brought specific items.
      As in the article, mixing something open world like Skyrim (large new world to explore, finding things through npc rumour and free exploration), Dark Souls (for monster challenge and ability to do any ‘dungeon’ in any order depending on skill and patience, while items just make things a little easier) and Zelda (world, lore and familiar gameplay mechanics) could be beautiful.

  • The NDS version killed the series for me. I enjoyed a return to zelda with phantom hourglass, but after starting spirit tracks and seeing it was yet another revamp I lost total interest. I get sick of the same characters over and over.

  • I don’t think this autor understands the zelda games very well. These games were made with kids as the target audience. that doesn’t mean an adult can’t play it but it does mean that an adult will probably find the puzzles “childish” or “too easy”.

    The article also states that there are many “bottlenecks” stopping you from going forward, you need a bomb to blow a wall, you need a hookshot to reach a high ledge, etc. I have not played the first 2 games, i started my journey into zelda with the gamboy game links awakening. In that game at least and in every game since, game progression has ALWAYS been done via unlocking new items and new moves. It has ALWAYS been this way thats what makes it a zelda game.

    In the articles closing statements zelda is somewhat compared to dark souls it seems like the author wants zelda to be like dark souls, this will never happen, zelda was designed for kids it was not meant to be a super difficult game that makes people shy away because they die every five minutes.

    Perhaps if you want to “save” zelda you need to step back take a breath and just let yourself enjoy the wonderful game that has been crafted.

    • No, Zelda is not a game designed just for kids. If it was, then how would you explain Zelda and Zelda II? It has always been about adventure, and the arguments made have been about how it could be conveyed best.

      • “how would you explain Zelda and Zelda II?”
        I would personally explain it by having played and finished when I was a kid.

        • The saddest thing about kids and games is I got completed or ‘clocked’ (as we called it back then) hard NES games as an 8-10 year year old. Both Zelda’s, Metroid, Kid Icarus, The Mega Man series, TMNT and Battletoads among the most memorable. An 8 year old these days couldnt even pass the first stage or first objective. It seems kids are getting dumber at an alarming rate and the gaming industry is following.

      • go back and play Super Mario Bros. Then go back and play Kid Icarus. Then go back and play Metroid. Then go back and play Castlevania. (or pick 1 or more of these) Then go back and play Zelda 1 and tell me that it was a “hard” game for it’s time. The original is only hard by today’s standards..and it’s not very hard at that. Furthermore, Miyamoto has stated that he sees Zelda as a kids game several times.

    • I knew if I scrolled down far enough I’d see a comment that roughly says:

      “Sounds like they don’t want Zelda to be Zelda at all. Sounds like they should just play other games if they don’t like it”

      These are the sorts of comments that halt progress. The kinds of people who say this in the world of innovation are the kind you must remove from your life. Do you think companies like Apple and Google and Facebook (regardless of what you might think of them) worry about changing everything up if it’s warranted?

      Sometimes a game or franchise gets rubbish. Sometimes it’s your FAVOURITE franchise and that sucks. And it’s hard to believe at first, or maybe you don’t want to believe it. I myself have seen Final Fantasy, Fable, Warcraft, Soul Calibur, Prince of Persia and many more franchises turn terrible. But instead of denial, I acknowledge the reasons why these are no longer good games and hope for something better in the future. Articles like this help that.

      And that idea that it’s “just for kids” is ridiculous. Because as a kid you have boundless patience and focus. I passed more difficult games as a child than I ever have as an adult. Games being too easy today is not and never will be for the sake of children. It’s for the sake of adults who forgot or can’t afford the joy of unwrapping a new game and playing it until your mum comes in and says “IT’S F**KING 2AM IN THE MORNING, GO TO BED!”.

  • I read this a while ago on Tevis’s blog. A great read. I may not agree with everything he says, but he makes some very valid points, I particularly like this quote:

    “What is an adventure if not a journey through an unknown landscape?”

    While Ocarina of Time was my favourite(and first) Zelda, if not my favourite game, and that seems to go against what he’s saying, I’d be very interested to see a game that addresses these issues, a merciless magical adventure game, with simple yet intricately crafted mechanics, and new things to discover at every turn. Whether or not that game should be a Zelda game, I just don’t know.

    I do agree though that the series has been on a downhill slope since Wind Waker, and something needs to change to redeem it.

  • Ok, i must admit i didn’t read this whole article, so forgive me if i miss understood a few things. Had to skim over it quickly. I Do agree with some of what you said but…

    “Ocarina of Time is certainly not the greatest game of all time (it’s not even a great Zelda)”

    That lost me, Can not agree. A LARGE amount of people will disagree with you. It was.my childhood. Maybe that’s what this is about. Your childhood was Zelda II when you were 11 and mine was Ocarina when i was 12. Maybe some kid is playing skyward sword having the same experience as we did with the earlier games. (Even though i do agree that skyward sword has many many problems, it kinda sucked overall)

  • Why do people go and see sequels to movies? Because they like what they saw and want to see more of the same thing, amped up a bit, with a different story line.

    That guy has way too much time of his hands.

    Masturbate and have a joint, it will make you feel better.

    • This.

      It never fails to astonish me how many people don’t understand the term “nostalgia”. They can’t recognise that everything seemed better when they were a kid, because their memories are the memories of a child, not an adult.

      All of the games I played as a child remain dear to me today. I remember playing ‘Conflict: Desert Storm’ with a couple of friends when I was eleven or twelve and absolutely loving it. I moved house and forgot about it through my teens, but late last year I got it out again and gave it a go. It was shit. At least, it was shit in comparison to more recent tactical shooters. I realised this, and promptly put in back in storage. But whenever I think of ‘Conflict: Desert Storm’, I recall my experiences with it as an eleven year old, not those of last year. And if someone were to ask me about it, I would probably begin to speak lovingly of it, recommending it to them and calling it “one of the best tactical-shooters ever”, only to realise that I was basing this all on my hazy, happy memories and not on the facts which I knew to be true, but was reluctant to acknowledge for fear of destroying those happy memories.

      • Nostalgia does play a part in remembering the game, that is always true. But when you can still this day, pick up the original Super Mario Bros. Or Zelda Or Metroid Or Castlevania Or Megaman, etc etc and have as much, if not more fun, then playing modern games, it has nothing to do with nostalgia.

    • If you think the games industry isn’t going downhill then you’re in denial. The reason is that mega-franchises have brought too much money into the industry, and that gamers demand much higher levels of presentation. Games that cost more are more of a risk, and when you’re risking that much money you have to make allowances that keep selfish lazy people playing your game. Allowances like hand-holding, short single player components, and easy difficulties.

      And Kai you’re right. Sometimes nostalgia is blinding. Games like Perfect Dark, I assumed were amazing still. I scoffed at those who claimed Goldeneye wasn’t actually terrible, believing them to be victims of the rose tinted glasses I didn’t know I myself was wearing. Then I downloaded the remake on Xbox Live and it was terrible. Shockingly bad.

      BUT there are other games that i have a great sense of nostalgia for, namely Final Fantasy VII, and I still play that every few years and still find it utterly head and shoulders above anything in the Final Fantasy franchise released since.

      Nostalgia is definitely a factor, but if a game is good enough it’s largely irrelevant.

    • hmmm…. Now we’re getting into the realms of philosophy. What is a fact? When does a statement become a fact?

      I’m not sure if what you’ve said makes sense. Stating opinion as fact does not make an opinion a fact.

  • couldnt you boil down almost every game down to “locks and keys”? I’ll read the rest later (cut me some slack, you know that was a lot of scrolling to get to the comments section!). Eagerly expecting the next in the series of articles about how all mario games are just run, jump, collect or all mgs games are just sneak, hide in a box, watch convoluted cutscene. However I will concede that a lot of zelda’s charm is nostalgia induced.

    • That was not entirely the point of this essay – I don’t think Tevis was being *that* reductionist in this article.

      @serrels, I hear you don’t agree with Tevis’ point – may I request a reply of sorts, perhaps even while you’re drug infused?

  • “Ocarina of Time is certainly not the greatest game of all time (it’s not even a great Zelda)”

    That’s a joke, right?


  • I gotta say if anyone thinks that Zelda doesn’t have charm anymore they should go and play many of the other games made these days, they’ll see Zelda still has the charm.

  • I first saw this on reddit yesterday and had a read. No doubt it is a well written piece but I can’t agree with it, especially in regards to the plot and development of the story. However, I think I understand the author in that he is trying to deconstruct what made the originals good and recreate that in the new games. I don’t think Zelda needs this but the article was a nice follow up, a targeted approach, to another one about innovation in the industry that I had started on reddit a couple of days before.

    Those were here if your interested:

  • The original Legend of Zelda sucked arse! It’s boring.
    ALTTP is pretty good. Ocarina is fan-freaking-tastic!
    Majoras Mask conceptually was great, but had poor execution.
    Wind Waker – Fun, but childish and too easy

    Twilight Princess – Should have been the last of the old Zelda formula.
    Skyward Sword – Same formula – therefore same shit

    Zelda needs a new director – and piss miyamoto out of the building.

  • The meaning of a game changes. You can’t say that the majority of a series do not constitute what it’s about because the first two games in a series were different. Yes, I came to the series late, but Twilight Princess is my favourite. I didn’t have the problems that others had with Skywards Sword, so it’s second. Ocarina of Time, as the only other Zelda I’ve finished, is third. I’ve played enough of both Zelda 1 and 2 to know that, for me at least, they are not better games. And it’s not a matter of exploration, or challenge. I like Dark Souls, that game is stupidly hard, and has a great sense of exploration, and none of the hand holding that you deride so much.

    If you want a Zelda game to be Demon’s Souls, then clearly you don’t want to play Zelda. You want to play Demon’s Souls.

      • Majora’s Mask is way underrated by consumers, critically it was received fantastic and to me it is one of the best zelda’s yet. You actually feel the impending doom, you feel the limitation of time, it’s great and actually gives you some urgency and feel for all the characters in termina

  • This article is exactly what happens when an adult expects his well-remember childhood games to grow up with him.
    I think you’ll find that the games aren’t broken, you have just grown to see the strings that make the magic happen.

  • “This is a nice piece, but I disagree with practically all of it! – Mark ”
    I made it most of the way through with the same thought, but he does raise some good points, I think.

    And it’s nice to see that most of the comments here are mature and respectful of Tevis’ thoughts.

  • he is right on every count. demon/dark souls are the spiritual successors to the original zelda. the zelda formula is stale and uninspired, in desperate need of rejuvenation. some of you diehard fans get too offended when someone points out the flaws of the sacred cow that is the zelda franchise, you need to step outside of the walled garden to see how much better this series could be.

  • he is right on every count. demon/dark souls are the spiritual successors to the original zelda. the zelda formula is stale and uninspired, in desperate need of rejuvenation. some of you fans get too offended when someone points out the flaws of the sacred cow that is the zelda franchise, you need to step outside of the walled garden to see how much better this series could be.

  • Since your arguement is based on only 2 games (Zelda, and Zelda II) out of an extremely vast series how can you say that’s what the games are really about?

    Miyamoto’s goal was to create a game which required you to think and talk to people to find out what the hell was going on, and the logical evolution of that is plot and Characters. Yes I agree that games since oot have been too hand holdy… but I also see this as being an issue of modern gaming in general as well as market research on the target market (being children).

    I also agree that it can be too hard to die in Zelda’s these days, but isn’t this why the introduced the second, harder playthrough?

  • I much prefer Ocarina and LttP to Zelda 1 and Zelda 2. I understand your qualms with the games, but Demon’s Souls just isn’t the sort of game I want, and I’ll venture to say that the majority of people who buy Zelda games (not the adult fanbase Zelda has that includes us, but EVERYONE who buys Zelda) don’t want an incredibly difficult Zelda game anymore.

    Maybe it’s gotten too easy. Maybe the land needs to feel bigger. Maybe it needs a bit of a shake up. But I don’t think moving back decades in Zelda is the answer.

  • Their are problems with the series but no where near as much as you go into. To say there shouldn’t be a story is just your nostalgia wanting the same feel as the original games and those games didn’t have a story so thats your solution. Which to me is wrong having a story or plot hasn’t hurt the 3D zelda’s, Skyward Swords story I thought was exceptional both in what the story was and also how they told it.

    But I agree with the exploration and repetition of the series needs to be re-vamped not sure what the solution is (I haven’t played Dark Souls) but I’m not going to be frustrated or disappointed if it doesn’t change dramatically as I still enjoy every Zelda game and even at the state it is its still one of the better games available right now

  • How can everyone misunderstand the article? This guy played the first 2 games, unlike most of you (me too, lttp only), and he remembers what Zelda was!
    Did you all read the whole article? His thoughts on adventure games (can probably be applied to most games) are lucid and hard to argue against. Best article on Kotaku in a while. Fission Mailed!

  • There needs to be a way to only allow comments from people that have actually read the article. Obviously this is just fancy, but imagine how lucid this discussion might become… less of “you’re wrong fahdhsfhsj ocarina’s the best!!!1!” and more of “interesting point about X and I disagree with Y because…”

  • I have to disagree about the level of difficulty in Zelda games. I like my Loz easy and if I reach the end without dying, I’m happy about it. It might seem stupid but dying part way through feels like complete failure, ie: I didn’t rescue the princess, I didn’t beat Ganon. I’m almost tempted to start all over again.

    In saying that, once I have finished the game, I’m up for a challenge and a Hard mode or Hero mode (not like SS) would be ideal.

    Good read!

    • Also, you argue that the series has gone “downhill” since the first one, but have you ever thought that maybe the LttP or OoT style of game is what they were trying to achieve all along?

      • But those styles don’t actually make a better game in the authors opinion – just a more convoluted, mini-game filled experience. This is pretty much the core of his discomfort with series and I think he is on the mark.
        Good gameplay is kind of like physicists searching for a theory of everything- you don’t want to have so many different systems to mess around with, it should be simple yet deep and elegant.

    • That’s why I loved masterquest as a way to replay OoT.
      It took all the puzzle solutions that we’d come to know, and threw them out the window.
      So instead of pushing a block onto a button to open a door, you had to shoot a cow. Of course, the first thing you would do is spend time pushing the block, only to be rewarded with a chest with 10 rupees.




    Seriously, the author thinks the first 2 Zelda games on the NES defined what it is to be zelda, and all the 14 games afterwards (regardless of being similar to each other), aren’t very zelda-y.

    Disclaimer: I started playing Zelda games with OoT, have played every Zelda game made after that, played through most of the LttP, bought the original on Wii-Ware, and made it through a couple of dungeons before moving on to other games.

    Specific points:
    “When it all snaps into place, some call this good design. I call it brittle, overdetermined, pale.”
    I liked Skyward Sword for the same reason I liked FF13, I enjoy finely crafted experiences. Not every book needs to be a choose-your-own-adventure.

    “One of the greatest offenders occurred early on with A Link to the Past: most bomb-able walls became visible. What had been a potential site of mystery in the original Legend of Zelda (every rockface) became just another job for your trusty keyring. It’s the work of a singleminded god”
    I don’t have time to waste dropping bombs against every single wall, that might’ve been acceptable when each screen was discrete, but with larger continuous worlds it’d just ridiculous.

    “But a world is not one predetermined sequence after another, and a world is not a puzzle with a single solution.”
    Worlds might not be, but games can be. I’ve been playing a game on my phone that’s made of nothing but puzzles with single solutions. When I was young I had all manner of logic puzzles, I enjoyed them immensely.

    “It needs to make most of the map accessible from the beginning. No artificial barriers to clumsily guide Link along a set course.”
    I bought Skyrim at the same time I bought Skyward Sword, I beat Skyward Sword, in Skyrim I’ve only just killed the first dragon. Too much world, not enough direction.

    “It’s not radical to suggest that Zelda fans would prefer a game that is elegant rather than convoluted.”
    Again, try comparing it to Skyrim.

    “I don’t even have to get good; I just have to get through. Zelda asks nothing, demands nothing, except that I play along.”
    “Zelda needs to be harder. Much harder. Not harder to solve, like Ocarina‘s Water Temple, but harder to survive.”
    If I wanted a challenge I’d play Dark Souls or the like, my gaming time is my relaxing time, and the Zelda games always give me a great time destressing.

    “It’s hard to imagine either veterans or novices being satisfied with, say, Skyward Sword”
    I don’t know who you’ve been talking to, but out of me, my work mates (I work at a game studio btw) and my friends, I’ve yet to have anyone say they didn’t enjoy the game.

    “Eiji Aonuma, director of Zelda since Ocarina, spoke to Game Informer about this …. “I never actually finished [the original Legend of Zelda]…I almost feel like there’s still no game more difficult than it. Every time I try to play it I end up getting ‘Game Over’ a few too many times and giving up partway through….” Congratulations, Mr. Aonuma… you’ve taken the teeth out of a hardcore series. ”

    As I mentioned earlier I bought the original on Wii Ware, unlike the original Mario which is a good challenge you feel yourself improving at each time through, The Legend of Zelda just felt sloppy. You have no way of knowing if you’re going the wrong way, you can spend hours trying to figure out what to do, and while you’re doing this you can easily get yourself killed and have to start from scratch.
    If I want a challenging game I’ll play something with game mechanics that support it, exploration based gameplay doesn’t gel with harsh deaths.

    “Zelda would be better if it had no story. Or more precisely, no plot to structure the adventure. The first Zeldas barely had any plot, and they were the better for it.”

    “I know. For players who came to Zelda later than me, I’m aware my criticism is treading on sacred ground. ”
    Definitely for some, I am not of that group. I’m happy to discuss the flaws in given games, for example:
    Skyward Sword should’ve had ways to go between the worlds without visiting the sky again, doing so would’ve made the world feel bigger, more connected, and the game would’ve flowed better.
    The controls could’ve been a bit tighter, most noticable when fighting Giraham for the first time.
    That fetch quest getting that seed of life thing was a bit terrible.
    My criticisms are about small choices made in the game design, you seem to be barking on about the whole system.

    The author claims to be a Zelda fan but bases that off the first 2 (out of 16) games that were released 25 years ago. If you like those 2 games but not the ones following, you aren’t a Zelda fan, you’re a NES fan.

    • This comment is on the money. Ol’ Tevis over there sounds like he’s thought about this a little too much. The article seems more inflammatory than anything. It’s overly critical, failing to acknowledge strengths and instead making sweeping generalisations. He’s just being Mr Anti, antagonistic, seems like he’s got a chip on his shoulder. People like modern Zelda, handle it.

  • Both the new Zelda and the new Mario games have no impact of dying.

    Look at Mario Galaxy 2 for example:

    “Oh hello, welcome to the game, here’s a free extra life!”

    “Oh look you have enough coins, have an extra life”

    “Hey there, you have a letter from someone in the game, it has 5 extra lives in it! Lucky you!”

    “You finished that level, and are back in the world map, grab some more lives while you are here”

    “Oh you ran out of lives? Bad luck, here’s 5 more and you can just restart from where you left off!”

    • I liked this article. Having only played, like many of you, OoT onwards, I’ve never gone back to play the originals, so my opinion on whether he’s “right” or “wrong” is irrelevant.
      I loved this article. I don’t think I’ve ever thought about something as hard as he’s thought about this – and being able to express it as well as he did made me almost say “Hey … he’s right!”
      Thumbs up to Tevis!

  • “Ocarina of Time is certainly not the greatest game of all time (it’s not even a great Zelda). The original Legend of Zelda is the greatest Zelda, Skyward Sword is the worst”

    You are blinded by nostalgia. The worst was PH. Ocarina of Time was the best.

  • …Jeez. You really need to learn to write without so much waffle, the reader gets disillusioned when there is so little actually being said for the amount they’re reading.

    If one makes the necessary leaps over the gaping gaps in your logic it seems as though all you’re really saying is that you liked games from back in the good ol’ days when you were a kid; and lo and behold after 25 years, you’ve become tired of the same formula…big surprise.

    The fact that the Zelda series needs a refresher is not new news but you’re “ideas” on how it can be fixed are incoherent. You should have outlined decisive points on how it can be improved rather than rambling on about seemingly every facet of the series. – Now it just looks like you’re not really a fan of the series at all – and as such (in other fans’ eyes) lose any right to comment on the series in the first place.

  • The only part of this article that I agree with is the lack of respect for the player.

    Other than that, it’s just an article written through the nostalgia-filled eyes of a man who had a NES throughout his childhood. What about people who grew up with a N64, Gamecube, or Wii? They’re probably saying that the Zelda (or any series) game they grew up with is the best one and the rest are boring or too tedious. It’s all completely subjective and this article would change for every generation of gamers.

    …Then again people think I’m an idiot for saying that Twilight Princess was my favourite Zelda game, so what do I know? I loved everything about that game. Midna was the best companion character I’ve met in any game. Skyward Sword to “accessible” way too far, and ultimately ruined it in many fan’s eyes.

    • Oot was my first Zelda and I thought it was awesome. Then I got Majoras Mask and found it even better. Then I played Wind Waker and loved it. Then I went and played Zelda 1, and it became my second favourite Zelda game (Majoras Mask being my favourite).

      I never had a Nes or a Snes as a kid, and i agree with most of this article.

  • An article made to enrage fans of the Zelda series. Fuck whoever wrote this. I hope them and their relatives catch aids and get run over by cars.

    • I’m a fan of Zelda. I agree with at least 80% of what the article said.

      In fact, the breathless worship of Ocarina of Time in the comments is kind of depressing to me. My first Zelda (that I actually owned and played to completion) was Ocarina of Time. I really do love that game. But I think it’s pretty far from perfect. I’ve played it many many times over the years, but the first Zelda on NES is still the one I’d be more likely to name as my favorite Zelda.

      But I guess opinions are opinions.

  • Sorry, but the original Legend of Zelda is very dated and archaic in its game design in so many ways that it is mind boggling. I’m supposed to somehow find some secret entrance by just bombing random places when I have a limited supply of bombs that only appear randomly from enemies or buy 4 for twenty rupees which also appear randomly.

    Even the original Legend of Zelda had the whole “lock and key” thing, but in way that was completely inaccessible without a walk through. If that kind of obsessive compulsive checking everywhere is your thing, well more power to you. I just think it’s a waste of time that doesn’t contribute to good gameplay.

  • I heard rumors of Retro Studios being asked to do a Zelda game. Given the brilliance of Metroid Prime (still my favourite FPS), there is hope for Zelda within the arms of other developers. However, I disagree with the “Zelda needs no plot”. Zelda needs to tell a story that arrives at the same destination – “saving the world” – without restricting the order that a person can explore.

    Finally, I liked all the companions for Link from Navi to Fi as the disappearance of Navi made way for Majora’s, Midna was a major player storywise and Fi became the greatest weapon in the Zelda world. I was close to tears at the end of Twilight and Skyward Sword as you could get attached to these characters. FF fans had the same with Aeris.

  • Wow, it’s sad how opposed some people are to these ideas. To me the greatest thing about Zelda is the sense of exploration and the accomplishment that comes from conquering the unknown. The game that does that the best is probably the original Zelda.

    I enjoy modern Zelda games, but anyone who argues that their intelligence isn’t being insulted as they’re playing them is lying to themselves. (Or maybe they just don’t know any better because they’ve never actually played a game that didn’t)… I do see what some people are saying about Demon’s Souls as being a sort of ‘spiritual successor’ to that style of game, but while reading the article I couldn’t stop thinking about Shadow of the Colossus as a primary example in my mind of the direction that Zelda games should have gone.

    I’ve mentioned it before, but there is some old/original artwork from the first two zelda games floating around online that I absolutely love. They portray Link as a small explorer in an ancient/forgotten/unknown land full of mystery and implied history. With every new Zelda game that is announced I think about those images and the feeling of the first game and SotC and I hope against hope that it’ll happen.
    It never has. Likely it never will.

    • As an aside, seeing so many “Ocarina of Time is perfection and you’re a moron if you disagree. It was my first Zelda game!” comments makes my brain conjure a horrific future wherein I’m trapped in a world full of cretins who claim that “Attack of the Clones is perfect and you’re a moron if you disagree. It was my first Star Wars movie! All the old ones are outdated and ugly and too hard to understand!” … and their statement will be delivered without even a shred of irony.

      Not that Ocarina of Time is bad, let alone as absolutely wretched a thing as Attack of the Clones is :-P… but still, the thought presented itself in my mind and I shuddered.

  • Who the fuck wrote this? Zelda isn’t broken. My god. But, i know there is no way to convince you so ill stop writing.

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