Great Moments In Video Game Humour: Now With More Horse Penis

Ah Disgaea, always going that extra step to make its turn-based strategy gameplay more exciting. Take this zombie, for instance. No one is scared of zombies anymore; they're everywhere you want to be. If you saw a zombie on the street you'd more likely hug it than run screaming.

At least until you saw the horse wiener.

A horse wiener changes things. It doesn't just up the terror factor; it transforms the way you perceive the world. Suddenly what was once a large planet filled with possibility is a tiny globe of dirt, rock, water, fire and horse genitals (not listed in order of importance).

What's most impressive about Disgaea's inclusion of this life-changing protuberance is that the game was developed by an extremely Japanese company, Nippon Ichi Software. What this means is that there are Japanese game developers with a firm grasp on horse penis and its importance to the continued existence of life as we know it.

See? We're not so different after all.


Comments

    .. Why the comment on the horse wiener now of all thing?

    such an awesome game!

    you can steal items from enemies in disgaea, and yes you can steal its horse wiener

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