Using Strap-On Joysticks To Fight With Fake Penises

That's not a crass headline. It is quite literal. There's an indie game (not a video game, a literal game) in development called Swordfight. It asks players to buy old joysticks, strap them to their crotch using a harness and, well, sword fight.

A circuit board hidden within registers "hits". Photographs of people playing registers "lulz".

You can get the circuit diagram, along with helpful instructions on how to build your own harness and plenty more photos, at the link below.

Swordfight [Tumblr, via IndieGames]


Comments

    Thats so gay, I love it.

    Patiently awaiting the inevitable Today Tonight investigation into this peripheral causing infertility.

    Um? New meaning to Thrustmaster?

      Pray to god you don't accidentally set yourself on autofire...

    powerglove?

    Another one for the "why would you" files.

    ...gay, not my taste lol

    HOLY FUCK LUKE

    Hilarious, though I'd feel uncomfortable playing this with anyone but my girlfriend

    I'd hate to see single player mode

    This brings a whole new mening to Cock Fighting.....

    Just because the headline is literal, doesn't mean its not also crass

    "Is that a joystick in your pocket or are you just playing with me?"
    Eh. Someone had to...

    Amusing and disturbing at the same time.

    I play this with my wife. Only I don't need a joystick and harness. And I also don't need a circuit board to know when I've "registered a hit".

    It must be cold.

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