I’d make a joke here about crazy people urinating and the authentic New York City experience, but I am sure I don’t need to. You are all incredibly sharp folks, fully capable of making your own snide comments. Besides, to someone that loves the city as much as I do, that pungent ammonia scent is the heady aroma of hope that one day we’ll be able to stand together regardless of race, sex or spiritual beliefs, and pee in an alley. Then we’d take a nap.
What was I talking about?