"But Fahey," you say. "Don't you already have at least three people living in and working from Japan?" I was not aware of this. Oh well, too late. I have claimed them for the West, and they shall be mine — along with $US30 worth of other random Japanese treats I picked up, using the Cheetos as an excuse.
Another win for Snacktaku America. *hums the Star-Spangled Banner*