There Are Mountain Dew Cheetos In Japan. I Have Ordered Them.
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Today I learned, via Reddit, that Japan contains Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos. As a means of proving my dedication to the Snacktaku cause into the year 2014, I have ordered three packages.
“But Fahey,” you say. “Don’t you already have at least three people living in and working from Japan?” I was not aware of this. Oh well, too late. I have claimed them for the West, and they shall be mine — along with $US30 worth of other random Japanese treats I picked up, using the Cheetos as an excuse.
Another win for Snacktaku America. *hums the Star-Spangled Banner*