And that release date is April 1. Of course it is.
Yes, according to Coffee Stain Studios, the team working on the game, Goat Simulator will hit Steam on April Fool's day. Really, when you think about it, you wouldn't have it any other way.
But what if Goat Simulator is just a massive, pre-planned, super elaborate April Fool's joke? I don't know if my poor old heart could take it.
Surely not. This game must exist. It must be released. It has to be released.