Fun fact: drivers in GTA are kind of awful. Creative players have decided to use GTA's poor driving AI for amusement, resulting in a special type of mini-game that's very entertaining to watch.
For whatever reason, the taxi driver will always readjust the route like so:
This route is very dangerous. So naturally, you have to tell your driver to be cautious:
And then hope to god that you survive the bumpy ride:
Real talk: there is a very small chance that you will survive the ride, or get to your destination. But watching the drivers try is amazing.
Here are a few attempts by various GTA players around the web.
By C SUL, a very cinematic take on the taxi driver challenge. Not only can this driver clearly not handle the terrain, they stop and run over a few people along the way too.
Pro-tip: watch until the end. Something unexpected and hilarious happens.
By Funktipus. My favourite bit is how the driver stops for the crossing animals, only to then drive off a cliff.
By MicrowaveJack. I love that this taxi driver actually shit talks other people's bad driving. OK, buddy!
Have you tried this challenge? Did you survive? Let us know in the comments!