Everyone is sick on this week's JRPG-packed episode of Kotaku Splitscreen, but hey, that's just part of the fun. Today we're talking about Final Fantasy XV and the newest demo, which isn't so great as a standalone experience but makes for a tantalising taste of what's coming later this year. (God I hope it's good.) We also talk Trails of Cold Steel, Dark Souls III, Bravely Second, the disappointing new Destiny update and the even more disappointing new Division update. Plus: a great vomit story!
Podcast: Final Fantasy XV Has Our Hopes Up
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Story time! I went to an all-girls’ school. My friends and I had that special bond of closeness that apparently comes with synced-up periods and measuring the length of each other’s winter leg hair. This, obviously, led to a brief era of trying to catch one of the others unawares with the most impressive, most unexpected spank possible. We’re talking sneaking up behind each other in the hallway and laying one down that made the earth shake. If I couldn’t read your palm from the imprint, you weren’t doing a good enough job.