Reader Kyle really, really wants to play Overwatch, but he hasn't been able to buy it. Hoping to earn a copy — using wit alone — he wrote to Blizzard about his valiant efforts to convince his wife he needs it.
According to Kyle, his plea began with a table dance, though his wife asked him to get down. Then he explained how desperately he needs Overwatch — because he wants it, he already calls Winston "Prof. Bananas," and he hasn't asked for anything in five years.
Well, almost nothing, as long as you don't count a Darth Vader Pez dispenser, a waffle iron shaped like the DeLorean, and a Walking Dead blanket.
His wife's refusal was — again, allegedly — accompanied by "hatred billowing from her cavernous maw filled with razor sharp teeth."
Kyle asked Blizzard to send him a copy of Overwatch, and in exchange, he sent an original, previously unpublished work of art, "Deadpool Licking Some Rock. A Dog Watches."
It's hard to say whether Kyle courage or his artist's eye inspired Blizzard to reply. Either way, a representative decided to take his case.
Giraze, we salute you for attempting to bypass the Wife.exe lock. Better luck next time.