This is pure genius.
It's Touched On: a tabletop game about fare evading on Melbourne's Tram network.
I relate to this game so hard.
The basic gist: you are dealt a number of 'Fare Evaders' in the form of cards. You must get rid of these cards. You are also dealt 'Inspectors' who have the power to dole out fines.
The game is currently in development and has just hit Kickstarter. If you donate $48 or more you get the board game, the booster deck and a pair of these incredible socks, in the style of Melbourne's tram seats.
And dear lord, this excuse got me:
When I first moved to Australia I lived in Melbourne and I once used my Scottish accent to great effect when my broke ass got busted travelling on a train without a ticket.
True story: this excuse actually worked.
You can find out more about Touched On here