Today Pornhub unleashed its annual ‘Insights’ post, a massive set of statistics exploring the porn everyone watched in 2017.
Today I found out Australians are more likely than any other country to watch ‘outdoor’ porn. I also found out that people are searching for Fidget Spinners on a porn site.
Also, people still really, really, really like to watch Overwatch porn.
Here’s a convenient image Pornhub created showing which video game characters y’all want to bone.
Okay, so let’s break this down a bit.
First, what the hell is Pikachu doing there? Actually you know what — I’m not gonna kinkshame here. Live your life. Your strange, strange Pikachu porn life.
Second of all, the only male character on this list is Ash from Pokemon. This is disappointing considering there are a lot of superhot video game dudes that deserve love. Where’s Johnny Cage or McCree?
Thirdly, and most obviously, everyone still really wants to have sex with female Overwatch characters. Only D.Va is now the object of everyone’s affections, seeing a 536% growth.
Some other things worthy of note — people are still really into Pokemon porn. Lara Croft will never not be on this list and Mileena and Kitana from Mortal Kombat are keepers when it comes to pornography.
Very good.
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