This PC Video Is Indistinguishable From Porn


I just watched this video and I don’t smoke but I feel like I need a cigarette.

Seriously, this video. It’s pretty much indistinguishable from pornography. Look at it: the camera pans, the music, the gratuitous close-ups, the.. um, fluids.

This is basically an absolute beast of a computer, I get that. But that music… man it’s like Metroid Prime only sexier somehow. And it’s pretty hard to make something sexier than Metroid Prime.

This was uploaded by Hans Peder Sahl and it’s a pretty specced up machine. I’m sure it’s possible to build a more powerful machine, but I don’t know it it’s possible to build a more powerful machine, shoot it with a porn aesthetic and then have that video somehow make sense. That’s the real achievement here.


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