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FF7 Rebirth: How To Be A Menace To Society (And Get The Pedometer Pin)
I love destroying things. The physical destruction of objects can be funny and cathartic. Thankfully, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth lets me indulge my desires for destruction in a limited but fun way. While in Costa del Sol, you can hop on a “wheelie,” the game’s in-world equivalent of a Segway vehicle, and smash it into…
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You Can Smell Your Video Games Now Because Why Not
I do not want to smell my video games thank you. That is not the kind of external stimulus I need. Literally why would you even make this?
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What To Expect From Xbox In 2022
Halo Infinite. Forza Horizon 5. Game Pass’ unrelenting march toward global domination by way of indoctrinating everyone on the planet. It’s hard to imagine Xbox having a better year than 2021 — and, to be sure, the console’s forthcoming slate certainly seems less luminescent than last year’s. But 2022 isn’t empty, thanks to a smattering…
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Musings Of A Mass Effect 1 Newcomer
Mass Effect Legendary Edition has given me a chance I missed the first time around. Though I’ve played through the other games of BioWare’s long-running space opera — 3, Andromeda, and, years later, 2, in that order — ’m tackling the first Mass Effect for the first time ever.