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An Extremely Goofy Performance Of ‘Simple And Clean’
You don’t have to be a Kingdom Hearts fan to experience goosebumps running up your arm when you hear the first infectious notes of Hikaru Utada’s “Simple and Clean.” From its early appearance in commercials to its continued use in the series, “Simple and Clean” is a beloved anthem of Kingdom Hearts thanks to Utada’s…
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Somebody Tried To Warn Us About Chris Pratt As Mario In 2020
I’m still physically recovering from the Mario movie cast announcement, mostly because if you’d given me 100 guesses to try and pick who would play the role of Mario — a short, thicc Italian-American — I would not have picked the ripped dude who is a Guardian of the Galaxy.
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Boyfriend Dungeon Is Being Subjected To Tumblr’s Messiest Death Throes
There is a shithead at the heart of Boyfriend Dungeon. He is terrible, well-depicted, and this piece is not about him. This piece is, instead, about everything hanging in the air around him.
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Tumblr’s Porn Filter Flags Its Own Examples Of ‘Permitted’ Nudity
According to Tumblr, its new adult content ban doesn’t effect images of “female-presenting nipples” that involve medical situations, are related to political speech, or appear in artwork. Tumblr itself, however, apparently can’t come up with four examples of this its porn filter actually allows.