Would You Like To Play Halo Wars Next Week?

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8:30AM February 5, 2009 | David Wildgoose

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Xbox Australia is holding a sneak preview of the upcoming 360-exclusive real-time strategy game, Halo Wars, at their Sydney HQ next week. They want to invite five Kotaku readers to come along and be among the first in the country to sample the full game. Not only that, but you’ll have the opportunity to share your thoughts on the game via a post on this very blog. Could that be you?

Update: Winners have been selected.

All you need to do is come up with a Halo-themed “Knock-knock” joke – with the winners being the five that make me wince the least chuckle the most. Simply write it in the comments below (make sure you supply your email address in the correct field) or email it directly to us. But you only have 24 hours to enter! The winners will be drawn on Friday morning.

You must be over 18 to enter and attend, and you’ll need to be able to make your own way out to Xbox Australia’s office in north-western Sydney. When is it again? Thursday, February 12, from 3pm – 5pm. Full details will be supplied to the winners once they’re announced tomorrow morning.

Halo Wars [Official site]

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  • Denny

    February 5, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    RED VS BLUE HALO KNOCK KNOCK
    KNOCK, KNOCK
    WHOS THERE?
    SHEILA!
    SHEILA WHO?
    SHEILA, WHO HAS 6 PEDELS AND ONLY FOUR DIRECTIONS

  • Senor.Afro

    February 5, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    Flood: Knock, Knock
    MC: Who’s There?
    Flood: *shots fired through the door*

  • Nathan

    February 5, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Suicidal Grunt
    Suicidal Grunt wh..?
    BANG!

  • Daniel

    February 5, 2009 at 11:56 AM

    “Would You Like To Play Halo Wars Next Week?”

    How about never?

  • Aaron

    February 5, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Knock
    Knock Who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Knock
    Knock Who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Knock
    Knock Who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Knock
    Knock Who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Knock
    Knock Who?
    Knock Knock

  • David Wildgoose

    February 5, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Wow. I could not be less impressed so far. Try harder guys.

  • World's worst comedian

    February 5, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    “Knock knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Halo.”
    “Hello yourself. Now get off my porch.”

  • Denny

    February 5, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    I Hope i wasn’t included in that david :( here is another one

    Knock knock
    whos there?
    Tetley!
    Tetley who
    Tetley teabagin’ my way to victory

  • Harvs

    February 5, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    “knock knock”
    “who’s there?”
    “halo 2′s ending”
    “halo 2′s ending who?”
    “…”

  • Rob_Jedi

    February 5, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Wort Wort
    Wort Wort Who?
    No WORT WORT WORT

  • DeanoMajik

    February 5, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    - Knock Knock
    - Who’s There?
    - Cortana.
    - Cortana Who?
    - … Just Cortana

    Or

    - Knock Knock
    - This is Halo, who’s there?
    - Hey! I’m Halo too!
    - Sucked in!

    Sorry, I’m ineligible, Couldn’t get there if i tried. Just in it to win.

  • Thomas G

    February 5, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    - Knock Knock
    - Who’s There?
    - Whats the password
    - Rifle ?
    - Rifle who?
    - Stop Rifling in my Business

  • AndrewH

    February 5, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    …
    Just a sec…
    Just a sec who?
    Just a sec!!!
    Just a sec who?!
    Just a sec omgosh you made me lost my killing streak!

  • Gonzo

    February 5, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    Chief: Knock Knock
    Grunt: Who’s there?
    Chief: Boo.
    Grunt: Boo who?
    Chief: Exactly ~ Melee smack~

    –
    Marine1: Knock Knock
    Marine2: Who’s there?
    Marine1: I forgot
    Marine2: Yeah, but whats the rest of the password?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHcaCCmTt1Q

  • Ben Abraham

    February 5, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    Knock, knock.
    >Who’s there?
    Tank
    >Tank Who?
    Tank me to your covenant leader so I may run over him with my M808B Main Battle Tank.

    Who ever said Master Chief didn’t have a sense of humour? ;-)

  • ayrton

    February 5, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    Knock Knock

    Who’s there?

    Brute shot

    Brute shot who?

    Brute shot you!

  • George T

    February 5, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sargeant Johnson
    OMG! I thought you were dead?!!

  • Nick A

    February 5, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There?
    Sticky’d
    Sticky’d who??
    Sticky’d you with a plasma grenade while you were answering my question!

  • Nathan

    February 5, 2009 at 8:38 PM

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    Beep, beep!
    Beep, beep, who?
    Beep, beep!
    Beep, beep, who?
    Voooom…
    Voom?
    Oh, sorry… My shields were recharging
    *pow*

  • Nathan

    February 5, 2009 at 8:56 PM

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Abiter
    Arbiter, who?
    Arrr-bit-her-in-the-ass!

  • Mattttt

    February 5, 2009 at 9:17 PM

    So it’s purple things vs. green things?

    how interesting.

  • Arran D

    February 5, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    Knock Knock!
    Who’s there?

    John.

    John who?

    …I’m not sure. Just call me Master Chief.

  • thy_dungeonman

    February 5, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Shotty snipers

    Thy_dungeonman has left the game.

  • thy_dungeonman

    February 5, 2009 at 11:08 PM

    knock knock

    who’s there?

    odball

    odball who?

    Whes mah skull?

  • Matt H

    February 5, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    Knock Knock.
    Who’s There?
    John.
    John who?
    John the UNSC!

    *rimshot* Well, there are TWO Halo references in there :P
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