Xbox Australia is holding a sneak preview of the upcoming 360-exclusive real-time strategy game, Halo Wars, at their Sydney HQ next week. They want to invite five Kotaku readers to come along and be among the first in the country to sample the full game. Not only that, but you’ll have the opportunity to share your thoughts on the game via a post on this very blog. Could that be you?
Update: Winners have been selected.
All you need to do is come up with a Halo-themed “Knock-knock” joke – with the winners being the five that make me wince the least chuckle the most. Simply write it in the comments below (make sure you supply your email address in the correct field) or email it directly to us. But you only have 24 hours to enter! The winners will be drawn on Friday morning.
You must be over 18 to enter and attend, and you’ll need to be able to make your own way out to Xbox Australia’s office in north-western Sydney. When is it again? Thursday, February 12, from 3pm – 5pm. Full details will be supplied to the winners once they’re announced tomorrow morning.
Halo Wars [Official site]
Denny
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 10:28 AMRED VS BLUE HALO KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
SHEILA!
SHEILA WHO?
SHEILA, WHO HAS 6 PEDELS AND ONLY FOUR DIRECTIONS
Senor.Afro
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 11:22 AMFlood: Knock, Knock
MC: Who’s There?
Flood: *shots fired through the door*
Nathan
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 11:32 AMKnock, knock
Who’s there?
Suicidal Grunt
Suicidal Grunt wh..?
BANG!
Daniel
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 11:56 AM“Would You Like To Play Halo Wars Next Week?”
How about never?
Aaron
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 12:01 PMKnock Knock
Whos there?
Knock
Knock Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Knock
Knock Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Knock
Knock Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Knock
Knock Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Knock
Knock Who?
Knock Knock
David Wildgoose
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 12:04 PMWow. I could not be less impressed so far. Try harder guys.
World's worst comedian
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 12:39 PM“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Halo.”
“Hello yourself. Now get off my porch.”
Denny
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 1:06 PMI Hope i wasn’t included in that david :( here is another one
Knock knock
whos there?
Tetley!
Tetley who
Tetley teabagin’ my way to victory
Harvs
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 1:33 PM“knock knock”
“who’s there?”
“halo 2′s ending”
“halo 2′s ending who?”
“…”
Rob_Jedi
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 2:42 PMKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Wort Wort
Wort Wort Who?
No WORT WORT WORT
DeanoMajik
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 4:35 PM- Knock Knock
- Who’s There?
- Cortana.
- Cortana Who?
- … Just Cortana
Or
- Knock Knock
- This is Halo, who’s there?
- Hey! I’m Halo too!
- Sucked in!
Sorry, I’m ineligible, Couldn’t get there if i tried. Just in it to win.
Thomas G
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 5:53 PM- Knock Knock
- Who’s There?
- Whats the password
- Rifle ?
- Rifle who?
- Stop Rifling in my Business
AndrewH
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 5:58 PMKnock Knock!
Who’s there?
…
Just a sec…
Just a sec who?
Just a sec!!!
Just a sec who?!
Just a sec omgosh you made me lost my killing streak!
Gonzo
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 6:18 PMChief: Knock Knock
Grunt: Who’s there?
Chief: Boo.
Grunt: Boo who?
Chief: Exactly ~ Melee smack~
–
Marine1: Knock Knock
Marine2: Who’s there?
Marine1: I forgot
Marine2: Yeah, but whats the rest of the password?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHcaCCmTt1Q
Ben Abraham
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 6:35 PMKnock, knock.
>Who’s there?
Tank
>Tank Who?
Tank me to your covenant leader so I may run over him with my M808B Main Battle Tank.
Who ever said Master Chief didn’t have a sense of humour? ;-)
ayrton
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 7:23 PMKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Brute shot
Brute shot who?
Brute shot you!
George T
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 7:31 PMKnock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sargeant Johnson
OMG! I thought you were dead?!!
Nick A
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 8:34 PMKnock Knock
Who’s There?
Sticky’d
Sticky’d who??
Sticky’d you with a plasma grenade while you were answering my question!
Nathan
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 8:38 PMKnock, Knock
Who’s there?
Beep, beep!
Beep, beep, who?
Beep, beep!
Beep, beep, who?
Voooom…
Voom?
Oh, sorry… My shields were recharging
*pow*
Nathan
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 8:56 PMKnock, knock
Who’s there?
Abiter
Arbiter, who?
Arrr-bit-her-in-the-ass!
Mattttt
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 9:17 PMSo it’s purple things vs. green things?
how interesting.
Arran D
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 9:49 PMKnock Knock!
Who’s there?
John.
John who?
…I’m not sure. Just call me Master Chief.
thy_dungeonman
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 11:06 PMKnock knock
Who’s there?
Shotty snipers
Thy_dungeonman has left the game.
thy_dungeonman
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 11:08 PMknock knock
who’s there?
odball
odball who?
Whes mah skull?
Matt H
Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 11:18 PMKnock Knock.
Who’s There?
John.
John who?
John the UNSC!
*rimshot* Well, there are TWO Halo references in there :P