Would You Like To Play Halo Wars Next Week?
Xbox Australia is holding a sneak preview of the upcoming 360-exclusive real-time strategy game, Halo Wars, at their Sydney HQ next week. They want to invite five Kotaku readers to come along and be among the first in the country to sample the full game. Not only that, but you’ll have the opportunity to share your thoughts on the game via a post on this very blog. Could that be you?
Update: Winners have been selected.
All you need to do is come up with a Halo-themed “Knock-knock” joke – with the winners being the five that make me wince the least chuckle the most. Simply write it in the comments below (make sure you supply your email address in the correct field) or email it directly to us. But you only have 24 hours to enter! The winners will be drawn on Friday morning.
You must be over 18 to enter and attend, and you’ll need to be able to make your own way out to Xbox Australia’s office in north-western Sydney. When is it again? Thursday, February 12, from 3pm – 5pm. Full details will be supplied to the winners once they’re announced tomorrow morning.
Halo Wars [Official site]
- Next Post: Yuji Naka Wanted Sega To Stay In The Hardware Biz »
- « Previous Post: Busta Rhymes Debuting New Song in Lost & Damned
Comments
RED VS BLUE HALO KNOCK KNOCK
KNOCK, KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
SHEILA!
SHEILA WHO?
SHEILA, WHO HAS 6 PEDELS AND ONLY FOUR DIRECTIONS
Flood: Knock, Knock
MC: Who’s There?
Flood: *shots fired through the door*
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Suicidal Grunt
Suicidal Grunt wh..?
BANG!
“Would You Like To Play Halo Wars Next Week?”
How about never?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Knock
Knock Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Knock
Knock Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Knock
Knock Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Knock
Knock Who?
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Knock
Knock Who?
Knock Knock
Wow. I could not be less impressed so far. Try harder guys.
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Halo.”
“Hello yourself. Now get off my porch.”
I Hope i wasn’t included in that david :( here is another one
Knock knock
whos there?
Tetley!
Tetley who
Tetley teabagin’ my way to victory
“knock knock”
“who’s there?”
“halo 2’s ending”
“halo 2’s ending who?”
“…”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wort Wort
Wort Wort Who?
No WORT WORT WORT
- Knock Knock
- Who’s There?
- Cortana.
- Cortana Who?
- … Just Cortana
Or
- Knock Knock
- This is Halo, who’s there?
- Hey! I’m Halo too!
- Sucked in!
Sorry, I’m ineligible, Couldn’t get there if i tried. Just in it to win.
- Knock Knock
- Who’s There?
- Whats the password
- Rifle ?
- Rifle who?
- Stop Rifling in my Business
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
…
Just a sec…
Just a sec who?
Just a sec!!!
Just a sec who?!
Just a sec omgosh you made me lost my killing streak!
Chief: Knock Knock
Grunt: Who’s there?
Chief: Boo.
Grunt: Boo who?
Chief: Exactly ~ Melee smack~
–
Marine1: Knock Knock
Marine2: Who’s there?
Marine1: I forgot
Marine2: Yeah, but whats the rest of the password?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHcaCCmTt1Q
Knock, knock.
>Who’s there?
Tank
>Tank Who?
Tank me to your covenant leader so I may run over him with my M808B Main Battle Tank.
Who ever said Master Chief didn’t have a sense of humour? ;-)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brute shot
Brute shot who?
Brute shot you!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sargeant Johnson
OMG! I thought you were dead?!!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Sticky’d
Sticky’d who??
Sticky’d you with a plasma grenade while you were answering my question!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Beep, beep!
Beep, beep, who?
Beep, beep!
Beep, beep, who?
Voooom…
Voom?
Oh, sorry… My shields were recharging
*pow*
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abiter
Arbiter, who?
Arrr-bit-her-in-the-ass!
So it’s purple things vs. green things?
how interesting.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
John.
John who?
…I’m not sure. Just call me Master Chief.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shotty snipers
Thy_dungeonman has left the game.
knock knock
who’s there?
odball
odball who?
Whes mah skull?
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
John.
John who?
John the UNSC!
*rimshot* Well, there are TWO Halo references in there :P