Call Of Pripyat is the third S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game, a relatively open world shooter set in the mysterious and often frightening exclusion zone post-Chernobyl nuclear disaster. Oh, and it’s released to stores next week. Wanna win a copy?
Thanks to Aussie distributor All Interactive Entertainment we have an anomalous FIFTEEN copies of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat to give away. Yes, that’s right, FIFTEEN. So you, like, stand a good chance of winning even if your entry is a bit crap.
To be in the running you need to incoporate S.T.A.L.K.E.R. into the “In Soviet Russia…” meme. If you haven’t been on the internet in the past five years, this is what the “In Soviet Russia…” meme is all about. Got it?
We want you to come up with a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. themed picture similar to this or this or even (NSFW) this.
You can either upload your pic to Flickr (or Facebook or what have you) and link to it in the comments below or email it to the usual address before the comp closes at midnight Sunday, February 21. The best – and by best we mean wittiest and most original – fifteen entries will each win a copy of the game.
And remember, your pic must be S.T.A.L.K.E.R. themed!
Good luck!
UPDATE: I’m going to post entries in a gallery as they arrive. Click the thumbs to enlarge. Note: this gallery won’t contain all the entries, so don’t worry if yours isn’t here.














































































































Bish
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 2:20 PM“So you, like, stand a good chance of winning even if your entry is a bit crap.” – David Wildgoose, Motivational Speaker.
Muffins
Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 7:23 PMhttp://yfrog.com/04snuffaluffagusp
Johnny Segment
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 3:14 PMhttp://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk198/Arthur_Two_Sheds/soviet.jpg
iZac Less
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 3:54 PMMy entry:
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q127/iZac_Less/stalkrussia.jpg
plmko
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 3:57 PMI don’t get it, where do you get pictures from?
Joel
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 4:04 PMJust sent mine. Might I say that is the most detailed turd I have ever drawn.
Matt
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 4:09 PMhttp://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr228/VF-1S-PCPP/stalk.jpg
Louie Song
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 4:35 PMhttp://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8140/motivatorf74c46384034e2.jpg
Kieron
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 4:40 PMhttp://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m190/Lainehart/Random%20Stuff/stalkercomp.png
Tasos Chrysostomou
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 4:42 PMMy entry. The writing is meant to sound like russian speaking english :P
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3384982&l=68a3c6d466&id=504823800
Yoshi
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 4:45 PMhttp://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1559/sovietrussia.jpg
Andrew Hobbs
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 4:49 PMhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Ultimacija/soviet_russia.jpg
*fingers crossed*
Dave
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 4:49 PMhttp://i50.tinypic.com/zn3ib4.png
Thomas Ingram
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:04 PMyeah… I call this one
“shaving accident”
http://flufflesthepancake.deviantart.com/art/Stalker-quot-In-Soviet-Russia-quot-154183115
and this one
“back problems later in life”
http://flufflesthepancake.deviantart.com/art/Back-Problems-Later-In-Life-154184033
David Wildgoose
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:16 PMOnly one entry please!
Thomas Ingram
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:54 PMPick the first one then :D thanks
“shaving accident”
http://flufflesthepancake.deviantart.com/art/Stalker-quot-In-Soviet-Russia-quot-154183115
Ed Robertson
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:04 PMMy entry
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6272/129068694065341122.jpg
David Wildgoose
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:16 PMUm…
Toeknee Truong
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:07 PMhttp://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2024066&id=1517748894&saved#!/photo.php?pid=30393647&id=1517748894
David Wildgoose
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:17 PMYour link isn’t working. Try emailing it to me.
woodrow
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:10 PMhaha, i sent one in and totally forgot to theme it around stalker… whoops
Joel
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:30 PMWhoooooooooops!
Adam Rice
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:32 PMMore technically correct entry.
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9643/sovietrussia2.jpg
More Hotel California Entry.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/64/sovietrussia1.jpg
Adam Rice
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 10:35 PMPick the second one then. Everyone loves Hotel California!
David Wildgoose
Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 1:10 PMOr would you prefer we use your third entry, “Ben”?
Darius
Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 10:36 AMhaha caught
Thomas
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:32 PMhttp://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af11/Janus_Mirith/Lightningstorminyourface.jpg
hint the prediction is a lightning storm in your face :)
lexielab
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:39 PMhttp://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2606/vodkayz.jpg
woodrow
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 5:58 PMalright, managed to make another one.. and this time it IS stalker related… and i also found a old stash of HYPER magazines… ah the memories.
chris
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 6:02 PMhttp://i46.tinypic.com/hrd9g5.png
Chris
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 6:12 PMhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/Fdv/motivatorf34aa8376de085bf2a70c0dc0b.jpg
Caboose
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 6:16 PMhttp://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k309/Barrett_M82/motivator8ea7f7d4dde029df8a964bf8ea.jpg
great idea for the comp.
SirMuffinMan
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 6:32 PMhttp://www.sirmuffinman.com/stuff/stalker.jpg
Noel Ash
Monday, February 15, 2010 at 6:34 PMHere’s My Entry
http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k477/kingmax88dead/poster58054538.jpg