The Best Part Of Fighting Games? The Stupid Quotes.

There’s a charm to fighting games that’s irresistible. I mean, aside from all the face-punching, the character rosters are usually insane, and there’s a tongue-in-cheek vibe that runs deep through most titles in the genre.

Nowhere is this more evident than in the stupid little quotes you get after a match in most games.

From Street Fighter to King of Fighters, World Heroes to Galaxy Fight, for me they’ve long been the highlight of the entire experience, a much-needed injection of humour and stupidity in a genre otherwise defined by little else but twitch reflexes.

These images come from one of my favourite Tumblr sites around, Eben Frostey’s bison2winquote. While heading over there will get you a flood of post-match quotes from fighting games new and old, I’ve tried to stick to the old ones here, not just because this is a history feature but because they tend to be more lolwhut than recent titles.

Bison II’s Winquote Dump [Tumblr]

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    Allan

    Friday, December 2, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Maybe I’m lazy, but I can’t read all the quotes in the pictures and I couldn’t be stuffed clicking to enlarge every single one.

    Last one’s pretty good though.

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    Sughly

    Friday, December 2, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    lololol! So good! Reminds me though of how great those character portraits were in some of those games…

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    PuppyLicks

    Friday, December 2, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    You should fix the formatting on these, can’t even read the quotes.

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    Doraiya

    Friday, December 2, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    Omfg the last one is an absolute classic.

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    FiveStein

    Friday, December 2, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    The best part about this article is it’s about quotes that nobody can read

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    Jacka

    Friday, December 2, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    You can click the images to see them in their entirety.

    I think Sodom’s line is my favourite.

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    picky

    Friday, December 2, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    cant read the quotes, cant be bothered opening each one – good work

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    Wiynn

    Friday, December 2, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    every time i see the word Johnson or johnny it all ways have to do with someones p****us

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    Mr Chef Steve

    Friday, December 2, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    Haha the moustache one is hilarious. Good article.

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    Neo-Kaiser

    Friday, December 2, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    The Dan Hibiki one is an inside joke at his creation.

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    AerintheADEQUATE

    Saturday, December 3, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    I lol’d at the ‘Johnson’ one… immediately thought of Big Lebowski

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    Jiff

    Saturday, December 3, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    Hahaha
    “You don’t even rank in the weenie category”
    Served.

    “Don’t touch my moustache” is a word play on “douitashimashite”, which means “you’re welcome” in Japanese. The more you know!

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