
Nowhere is this more evident than in the stupid little quotes you get after a match in most games.
From Street Fighter to King of Fighters, World Heroes to Galaxy Fight, for me they’ve long been the highlight of the entire experience, a much-needed injection of humour and stupidity in a genre otherwise defined by little else but twitch reflexes.
These images come from one of my favourite Tumblr sites around, Eben Frostey’s bison2winquote. While heading over there will get you a flood of post-match quotes from fighting games new and old, I’ve tried to stick to the old ones here, not just because this is a history feature but because they tend to be more lolwhut than recent titles.
Bison II’s Winquote Dump [Tumblr]










































Allan
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 5:05 PMMaybe I’m lazy, but I can’t read all the quotes in the pictures and I couldn’t be stuffed clicking to enlarge every single one.
Last one’s pretty good though.
Sughly
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 5:05 PMlololol! So good! Reminds me though of how great those character portraits were in some of those games…
PuppyLicks
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 5:07 PMYou should fix the formatting on these, can’t even read the quotes.
Doraiya
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 5:24 PMOmfg the last one is an absolute classic.
FiveStein
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 5:52 PMThe best part about this article is it’s about quotes that nobody can read
Jacka
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 6:12 PMYou can click the images to see them in their entirety.
I think Sodom’s line is my favourite.
picky
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 6:38 PMcant read the quotes, cant be bothered opening each one – good work
Wiynn
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 9:15 PMevery time i see the word Johnson or johnny it all ways have to do with someones p****us
Mr Chef Steve
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 9:21 PMHaha the moustache one is hilarious. Good article.
Neo-Kaiser
Friday, December 2, 2011 at 11:10 PMThe Dan Hibiki one is an inside joke at his creation.
AerintheADEQUATE
Saturday, December 3, 2011 at 3:11 AMI lol’d at the ‘Johnson’ one… immediately thought of Big Lebowski
Jiff
Saturday, December 3, 2011 at 10:59 AMHahaha
“You don’t even rank in the weenie category”
Served.
“Don’t touch my moustache” is a word play on “douitashimashite”, which means “you’re welcome” in Japanese. The more you know!