My PC Building Adventure, Part Three: I Am A God

My PC Building Adventure, Part Three: I Am A God

This will be a short update on my PC building adventures, because there isn’t much left to say, except this: I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING WHERE THERE WAS ONCE NOTHING. WORSHIP ME, PEASANTS.

As you may recall from my last PC building log, I discovered on Sunday that, even though I had done everything right, my Corsair CS650 power supply unit (PSU) had been dead on arrival.

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After announcing that I was going to boycott Corsair, then doing some research on the best PSUs, I ordered a new Corsair RMX750 and started waiting. It was supposed to arrive on Wednesday, but as is typical for Amazon, it came in early, landing at my apartment building yesterday afternoon.

I had planned to cook dinner and take care of a few errands after work, but how could I possibly do anything else? As soon as I got home, I ripped open the packaging and plugged the new PSU into my machine, which had been sitting on my kitchen table, opened and vulnerable, for the last two days.

I attached all the cables and stuck it in its rightful place on the bottom of the case. Then I flipped the switch, seeing exactly what I saw the first time as the motherboard’s internal aesthetic lights began glowing orange. Then, after a deep breath, I pushed the power button.

Suddenly, a terrible rattling noise began emitting from the machine. My stomach dropped and I began preparing to rip everything apart again, when I realised that it was just one of the wires dangling a little bit too close to the GPU fans.

I moved the wire, and then it hit me: The fans were actually moving. That hadn’t happened before. After watching all three fans stop for a second and then start spinning again, I heard the beautiful sound of the motherboard speaker POSTing, and then, lights.

This might be the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen:

My PC Building Adventure, Part Three: I Am A God

It was surprisingly easy to install Windows 10 on this new machine, and soon enough I had loaded it up with programs and games. I still have to do some troubleshooting — for some reason, my second hard drive isn’t showing up in Windows even though the BIOS recognises it in the SATA port — but the hard parts are all done. I have come, seen, and conquered.

Within a couple of hours I was playing PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, just as the PC gods intended:

My PC Building Adventure, Part Three: I Am A God

I spent roughly 10 minutes running into a series of increasingly small circles and then got shot and killed in 10 seconds, which I guess makes me a true PC gamer. I came in 17th place by doing nothing, so I can see why PUBG is so appealing.

Now I’m diving into Divinity Original Sin 2, and in the near future I plan to play Trails in the Sky the 3rd, The Division, and many other Steam games. In a few weeks I’ll write a fourth and final log with some thoughts on PC gaming and how it’s changed my habits. In the meantime … BOW BEFORE ME.

My PC Building Adventure, Part Three: I Am A God

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