PC

You’re Gonna Lose Yourself In Prototype 2′s Tendril Dismemberment

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted and tear it apart with your writing tendrils, would you capture it, or just let it slip? Are you ready to drop tendril bombs in Prototype 2?


July 1, 2011
PC

Computer-Enhanced Babies Are Not A Good Marketing Tool

Can Ubisoft’s upcoming game Rocksmith teach a baby how to play guitar? Of course not, but through the magic of computer-aided video manipulation, it can use a real baby to creep us the f–k out.


September 16, 2010

TGS Gets Struck By A Smooth Criminal, Ow

Michael Jackson has always been big in Japan, and Ubisoft’s Michael Jackson The Experience is no exception, hitting TGS hard with three newly revealed tracks and a new trailer, complete with creepy MJ stand-in.


August 28, 2010
In Real Life

Do Not Stare Directly At Creepy Mario Cosplay Doll

More disturbing shots found on GenePoo thedoll’s Flickr photostream.


January 14, 2010

Naughty Bear Screens Just As Creepy As The Trailer

Not even disco dancing teddy bears can save this batch of Naughty Bear screens from being just as disturbing as the trailer we posted yesterday.


January 5, 2010

CGI Salem And Rios Hit London

Creating the CGI versions of Army of Two: The 40th Day co-stars Salem and Rios for this trailer likely cost more than dressing up two guys in Salem and Rios costumes.


October 17, 2008
Uncategorized

PopStar Guitar Adds More Early Teen Favourites

As much as I like to make fun of XS Games’ PopStar Guitar for even existing, I can’t shake the feeling that if I were 20 years younger or so I would really get a kick out of their track listing. They’ve just revealed five new original master recordings for the game, two from Fall Out Boy, one from Paramore, and two from the All-American Rejects, joining a lineup packed with tunes from The Jonas Brothers, Hannah “Stop Calling Me That” Montana, Maroon 5, and Three Doors Down. The track list reads like an iTunes shopping list for creepy internet men who want to pretend they’re 14-year-old girls on MySpace.