Toss The Turtle has you tossing, er... a turtle (Oo-er - Sexual Innuendo Ed.) out of a cannon and seeing how far you can, er... toss it. There's a bunch of items to upgrade along the way and - blah blah blah - if you've played one of these before you'll know what to expect.
To be honest, I don't understand the appeal of these games. Aren't they just grind-fests requiring little in the way of skill? Answers on a postcard, please.
Toss The Turtle [Armor Games]