When was the last time you heard an a capella send-up of shooter Battlefield: Bad Company 2? Never? Me too!
Sit back and enjoy this wonderful, voices-only original song that waxes poetic about Electronic Arts' 2010 shooter at the expense of those playing it, and, of course, shooter rival Call of Duty: Black Ops.
It's pretty freakin great.
I hear a gunshot echo in the night It's quiet here on Nelson Bay when wookies get their camp on I take him out with my 4x Noob sight But he'll be back To piss me off as soon as he can respawn
I see a camping asshole in our base Waiting to steal our chopper so he can fly around and rape us I take my engineer kit in my hand and say Hurry Boys! The Hind is after you!
Gonna take more than Black Ops to drive me away from you Ain't nothing that a million C4 Whores could ever do Let's bring the pain down in Arica While we're at it let's tear them a new one on Port Valdez Too
Gonna squad up and play some rush tonight Hoping to find a lobby that isn't mostly full of douchebags C4 on the UAV ain't right, If that's their plan We'll raid their base and steal the driver's dog tags Better fall back 'cause victory's in sight Hurry Boys! The Tank is after you!
[Thanks excaliburps, especially for getting Toto's Africa stuck in my head... REALLY!!!!)