Which Console Is Best For First-Person Shooting Racists?

Which Console Is Best For First-Person Shooting Racists?

In order to determine which video game console you should play, you must ask yourself a few questions. Are you a gamer? Do you prefer first-person shooters? Racist or non-racist? Dorkly’s handy flowchart insults and informs.

Judging by this graphic, I should be playing games exclusively on the original PlayStation. I have absolutely no problem with that. At least I’m not one of those Virtual Boy masochists.

Flowchart: What Gaming Platform is Right For You? [Dorkly.com]


  • I find it ironic seeing as I was called a “n***er” and a “stinking jew” on BF2 on the pc only two days ago… :\

      • Yeah but they’re the same ones that ruin xbox gaming.

        Besides, the xbox can’t be racist, it comes in both black and white

    • Douchebags are always going to hide behind anonimity when playing online. At least the 360 has a method to ensure people get turfed if they get too bad.

      I’m always playing with my family (Nephew, Sister, Father, now my mum too) and when there’s a DB in the lobby we all mute them then report them.

  • Yeah the racist one isn’t really true. I know that these are just meant to be kind of funny and not really serious but there’s racism on every online game, xbox, ps and PC. I mean have you ever played CS?

  • Apparently I should buy a Playstation or a SNES (I neither love nore hate whiny dudes with spiky hair), oddly enough, two consoles that I have never owned.

  • The best feature of online gaming = mute. Whenever I’m on Black Ops and I hear anyones voice, its an automatic response to mute all.

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