Girls Kissing, Dildos... Yup, This Is Duke Nukem Forever

Duke Nukem Forever There are times when Duke Nukem Forever, a game that was supposed to be out in the 20th century, looks brand new! And there are other times, like this NSFW clip, where it really shows its age.

I don't mean in terms of the graphics, or the guns, or anything like that. I mean those kissing schoolgirls! Some will call them a little tasteless, others just an example of the kind of thing a Duke Nukem game should have, but whichever camp you're in, they look like they fell straight out of the 1999 Yearbook of What's Cool For Horny Teenagers.

Duke Nukem Forever began development in 1997, and over a decade later was presume dead when its developers went bust. It's now back on the menu thanks to Gearbox, and should be out on PC, PS3 and Xbox 360 in May.


    Every young pipsqueak thinks their own era and generation are the all-time bomb ... but this only lasts a few years.

    This game is going to suuuuuuuuuuck

    can't wait.

    Sure, it might turn out lame, but it doesn't take itself too seriously, and the bad guys are giant aliens; not some dude with a dodge Eastern European accent.

    It makes me worried about the game getting through our censors. But hey, maybe our dodgey censors are more lenient when it comes to sex as opposed to violence...

    you're right - it should be two girls one cup, instead

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