I have an iPhone. Angus Kidman from our sister site is an Android guy. We are constantly bickering over the relative merits of either platform. But when he hit me with this factoid – there is actually a Wank-O-Meter on the Android store. It is an app you can purchase and ‘play with’. Technically this is not game news, although I guess you could make a game of it, but I thought this was worthy of your attention.
Like Angus, there’s no way you’ll get me to admit that I’ve tested the Wank-O-Meter, but according to its developer, FiveAgainstTheBaldGuy, the idea came from a burning desire to record statistics regarding self abuse.
“For far too many years, masturbation has crossed an age of darkness,” claims the blurb. “No metrics, no references, no performance analysis.
“Wank-o-meter pursues a dream: reapping all the wankers from around the world and helping each of them achieve the perfect wank, the optimal wank.”
This is not an April Fools joke. This is real, and it’s one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen.
Android Wank-O-Meter Is Probably Worse Than You Think [Gizmodo]
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