Well, let me tell you something brother, when the Hulkster gets into something, he doesn’t do it half-hearted. He looks at all the little Hulkamaniacs, and he sees that all those little boys have discovered video games… brother. And internet porn… brother. So why not combine it all in to one delicious vitamin? Well thanks to Saints Row: The Third, your prayers have been answered.
Alright. I’m going to stop. It’s exhausting trying to write like Hulk Hogan speaks.
The facts: in what may end up being the greatest tag team in history, both Hulk Hogan and internet porn sensation Sasha Grey are now set to star in Saints Row: The Third.
Sasha Grey plays Viola DeWynter, the ‘mastermind’ of the Syndicate’s financial empire, while the Hulkster plays, get this, an ex-wrestler.
I can’t lie – I’m pretty excited about this!