It's not often I get to proclaim myself an athlete, and today isn't going to change that, but I will say that I owned the shit out of my computer-controlled opponents today in Kinect Sports Season Two.
After feeling really awkward for a while playing a Kinect game in an office filled with quietly working people, I decided to get comfortable. I sat down, tried to move as little as possible, make sure nobody was looking at my shameful endeavour. Eventually I found tennis to be the easiest, allowing me to beat the computer without moving at all.
Note: Sitting completely still with your arm out staring at your workstation is only marginally less embarrassing then actually playing Kinect games in public.