Everyone, stop where you are. Big news. There has been a swirling negativity surrounding The Dark Knight Rises. Some folks loved it, don't get me wrong, but others have been a little bit flaky on it. But don't worry everyone — Hideo Kojima has now watched the movie, and he was a big fan.
"Saw "Dark Knight Rises"," he tweeted. "Extraordinary big in scale! This ain't movie anymore, this is the reality of the world we live in. Not a fiction in Gotham City, it is the city we live tomorrow. Not merely a movie based on American Comics, it is the story of our shadow and hope."
There you have it. The Dark Knight Rises is a story of our shadow and hope. It's big in scale. It "ain't movie anymore".
If Kojima said it, it must be true. I've changed my mind everyone. I was a little bit disappointed in The Dark Knight Rises before, but now I've seen the light.
I have no idea why I just wrote this post. I apologise in advance.