Heavenly Sword's Glorious Nariko And Some Guy With A Skull Head Join The PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale

Oh my beloved Nariko, I shall not let any of those unworthy ruffians touch an oddly-rendered hair on your beauteous head when you make your grande return in PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.

Who's that behind you? Sir Daniel Fortesque from MediEvil? No one invited you, Dan. Piss off.

Now where were we, Nariko? Still carrying around that Heavenly Sword? How's your sister doing? Tell her I said "hey".

Man, I really missed hanging out with you, Nariko. Did you miss me too? What's that video there? DAMMIT DAN, I SAID PISS OFF!

Nariko, *sigh* Dan, InFamous' Evil Cole and Metal Gear's Raiden are all playable on the show floor at PAX.

Don't you touch my Nariko, Kirk Hamilton. I've seen how you look at her. Why don't you keep Dan company instead?

PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale: Heavenly Sword's Nariko And MediEvil's Sir Daniel Fortesque Step Up [PlayStation Blog Europe]


    This settles it. I'm now leaving kotaku for good. This site is cancer for videogaming

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        No, it's just like half of these 'professional' GAMES journalists seem as though this is the first generation of games they've ever played.

          I'm fairly certain most of what Fahey wrote was sarcastic, that's the general vibe I'm getting from it anyway.

          Most people here however want to believe that all American contributers are complete retards to justify their constant whining. . . I guarantee you if Serrels worte an article in a similar style to this you would all immediately recognise he was being sarcastic/humorous. . . however because an American wrote it you disregard this is favour of having more ammo to fire at the evil Americans. . .

    Mike this is pathetic

      I think that was the intention. . .

    I think the whole thing is being SARCASTIC.

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