We often do haiku competitions, but I thought it might be worth messing around with limericks for a change. We had some good ones, some terrible ones, and more than a few that weren’t even limericks at all! Not even close! Click on for the winners…
And the winners are…
mattperkins86
There once was a fella called Vaas
Whilst on a beach he was shot in the arse
He let out a sigh
Which was far from a cry
after all, regenerative health is a blast.
redartifice
There once was a man named Vaas.
Whose sanity had long gone bat-arse
this villainous rogue
has brought back into vogue
The mohawk, which epitomises class.
Steve-O The Deve-O
There once was a man named Vaas
Who took us as slaves to the last.
I was sold as a tool –
And became a drug mule.
Now I smuggle cocaine in my ass.
welbot
There once was a man named Vaas,
Who had an unquenchable fetish for bra’s,
For years he had studied,
til his fingertips bloodied,
yet he died having never opened one clasp!
oggob
There once was a man named Vaas
Who played cricket sometime in the past
He hailed from Sri Lanka
and was never a wanker
He just bowled incredibly fast
Congrats everyone! We’ll be in contact in the new year to sort out prizes!
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