Hands up who is afraid of playing Dota? I'm going to go right ahead and assume that absolutely everyone who isn't already playing Dota has just raised their hand. Yes, Dota is tough, Dota isn't accessible to noobs and, worse, its community has a reputation of being brutally aggressive to noobs who would dare sully their game with their dirty, dirty noobishness. This top notch satirical video does a great job of justifying all of my fears!
It's a mock instructional video for newcomers to Dota, and does a great job of skewering its notoriously unforgiving community. It's brilliant. And it just keeps getting better. So watch it. All of it.
(I particularly like the surreal part where someone drinks Gabe Newell's sweat.)