My Dad has been wearing the same pair of Adidas Samba for 30 years so I made this little pact with myself: I would no longer wear video game t-shirts. I basically don't want to be the guy who worse the same clothes for the rest of his life. Since then I've never worn a video game t-shirt, except when exercising. It was my plan to transform into a smooth older gentleman. But goddammit, TeeFury is running a competition between two Metroid t-shirts and one of them is the best thing ever.
I'm talking of course, about the one on the left! How cool is it! It has the colours but it also has words! Ermahgerd, etc.
I'm not gonna buy it, I'm not gonna buy it, I'm not gonna buy it. Stay strong Mark. Stay strong.
(Editor's note: in the time between writing this story and publishing it, I actually bought the t-shirt. I have zero self control.)