Do You Have What It Takes To Work For The Umbrella Corporation?

Do You Have What It Takes To Work For The Umbrella Corporation?

They just might be hiring over at the evil corporation featured in Resident Evil games. The comic strip writing/drawing duo of Cara Ellison and Elizabeth Simins thought you might like to apply.

Do You Have What It Takes To Work For The Umbrella Corporation?

Follow Ellison's writing on her blog Hard Consonant. She's on Twitter, too, @carachan1. You can find more of Simins' art, much of it about video games (like Xenoblade!), at Cargo Collective. She's on Twitter @elizsimins.


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    Answer: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1379947_10202191290521293_150598786_n.jpg

    Yes. Yes I am.

    If someone were trying to arrest you would your response be to:
    A) Surrender and let them, then use Umbrella's near infinite resources and legal clout to get out of any and all charges.
    B) Use the helicopter/boat/tank you're in to escape the on foot agent.
    C) Inject yourself with a highly experimental/unstable BioWeapon, turning you into a monster, in order to 'attain perfection' while trying to kill the arresting agent, leaving your rocket launcher and several rounds of ammunition scattered around the room.

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