But at the same time, I can't help but sympathise — the Wii Fit Trainer is one nimble badass. A faceless, extremely fit goddess of death, if you will. No wonder the hero of Hidden Block's new music video, "Lovely Wii Fit Trainer", falls in love with her as soon as he sees her again in the new Smash Bros. games.
You can watch the clip below. And you should! It's great. Even if the relationship itself is doomed. Wii Fit Trainer has no time for mere mortals.