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Why does this exist? It is the worst thing ever. Scrub all of the floors

This is HaiTaku. We write Haikus about old video games and leave it you to guess what game we're talking about. If you want to submit a Haiku feel free. Send it here!


    Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon?

    (Missed you too!)

    Last edited 06/01/14 12:02 pm

      I'm with you. Either Zelda or Sims Medievil

    House Cleaning Simulator?

    Bike Mice from Mars.

    p.s. im baaaaaack!

      LIES! you're just a decoy! Where's the real you?!

        oh, "Not a Decoy" is in the shop getting a new foot pedal put in.

        Last edited 06/01/14 12:08 pm

    isnt this the Christmas massacre game? Visceral Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage!

      haha pretty sure b-ob got it right. Wand of Gamelon. Scrubbing all the floors was Duke Onkled's punishment for helping Ganon.

    viscera cleanup detail?

    or Fahrenheit / indigo prophecy?

    Last edited 06/01/14 12:08 pm

    Garfield the video game! The objective of the game is to clean a house, and it is rated horribly.

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